Musings from a commuter

- January 28th, 2010

Some observations from the morning commute …

Ontario has recently passed a law against the use of handheld devices while driving, so that means no fiddling with MP3 players or PDAs; but primarily it targets cell phone users.

California has had such a law for some 19 months and people are regularly seen driving with cell phones held up to their ears. Both Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife Maria Shriver have had their pictures taken scofflawing in this manner.

That brings up an interesting point – if I were to take a picture of somebody in the act of holding a cell phone up to his/her ear and send it to the cops, would we both get charged with breaking the law?

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You’re exiting one highway and entering another and there’s a long line-up of cars using two lanes, because they merge 50 metres ahead into one lane. Question: is it faster to exit the cue and go some 800 metres out of your way only to turn around and come back 800 metres in the back-up that’s causing the slow up of your original merge?

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You’re crawling along in one of three lanes of stop and go traffic because there are two other lanes merging from the left. From the right lane, is it really sensible to force your way across four lanes of traffic, in order to end up in a lane that is forced to merge right into a lane that is later forced to also merge right into the three lanes of cars you’ve just inconvenienced with your bonehead manoeuvre? Do you really expect them to willingly let you back in again? How many car lengths do you foresee gaining with such a passing exercise? One or two? Seeing as I let you in and ended up some five or six cars ahead of you by the time you rejoined the stream, I’d say your elementary school math needs a refresher.

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And finally, pedestrians. Just like it won’t kill drivers to stop for a red light, it won’t kill you to not jump into the intersection before the little walking-man light comes on or sprint into the road thinking you can make it across before it gets really, really red. You’re not only in the wrong by doing that. You might end up being dead wrong.

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