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‘Ridiculous amount of genitalia’ buried in ‘State of Decay’

- March 13th, 2015

If you’ve played Undead Lab’s 2013 zombie game State of Decay, then you’ve encountered a lot of penises. But you probably didn’t know it.

Undead Labs senior designer Geoffrey Card told the XBLA Fans website: “Some of our contractors worked a ridiculous amount of genitalia into the background” -  as a joke one would assume.

Mobile users click here for a video on a trailer for State of Decay.

Because of its small size, Seattle-based indie game company hired outside developers to help with the Xbox 360 title. And some of these people drew penises into the environment. But Undead Labs, supposedly was unaware of the additions because of the resolution of the game and quality of the texture of the backgrounds.

It wasn’t until the company started working on the 1080p State of Decay: Year-One Edition that the penises came into focus.

A Microsoft representative told Game Informer: “Undead Labs was not aware of the textures in question until they began the process of exporting textures for State of Decay: Year-One Survival Edition, and they are not visible in the original edition of State of Decay.”

(Year-One Edition is an HD update of the game includes some new material and both pieces of downloadable content Breakdown and Lifeline.)

Mobile users click here for a video on State of Decay: Year-One Survival for Xbox One.

“Undead Labs is no longer working with the contractor in question, and this material will not be present in State of Decay: Year-One Survival Edition,” the Microsoft employee added.

But maybe they’ll eventually release an uncensored version of the game – complete with genitalia vegetation.

‘Fast & Furious’ video game coming March 27

- February 25th, 2015

If you can’t get enough of racing games, then you’ll be excited to know that the popular Fast & Furious film series is being adapted for the Xbox One and Xbox 360.

Forza Horizon 2 Presents Fast & Furious

“Forza Horizon 2 Presents Fast & Furious.” (Supplied)

Forza Horizon 2 Presents Fast & Furious is a standalone expansion for Forza 2 Horizon (meaning you don’t have to own the original game) that lets players drive many of the cars from the film series from Universal Pictures, including vehicles featured in the upcoming Furious 7.

In the game, you are recruited by Tej Parker (Chris “Ludacris” Bridges) to find cars for the crew and then take part in a series of car challenges set in the south of France, inspired by both Fast & Furious films and the Forza series.

Check out a teaser trailer for the game below.

You can unlock new cars as you complete challenges and can take photos of them to share on the Forza website and Hub app on Xbox One. (Some of these special cars include a 2014 Maserati Ghibli S, a 2013 Jeep Wrangler and a 1970 Dodge Charger.)

From March 27 to April 10, the game will be free to download as a promotion for Furious 7, which hits theatres April 3. After April 10, the game will cost $10 but there’s still no charge for those who downloaded it for free.

Watch the official trailer for Furious 7 below.

Most of Xbox’s 45 new entertainment apps not available in Canada

- June 4th, 2014

In an attempt to boost the entertainment side of its Xbox experience, Microsoft has announced 45 new TV, movie and social media apps for the Xbox One and 360 that will launch before the end of the year.

This will bring its total number to 225 Xbox apps available worldwide, the company said in a blog post.

Unfortunately, only 10 of these new apps will be available in Canada.

It’s understandable that many of the TV channel apps, such as Comedy Central, ShowTime Anytime and HBO GO would not be available here, as these channels either don’t exist in Canada, or have secured broadcast deals for their programming with Canadian networks.

But the crux of the announcement seemed to adding Twitter-TV integration to the Xbox One.

As Xbox Live’s director of programming Larry Hryb (aka Major Nelson) explains in the above video, Twitter will be built into the One’s TV guide apps so you can see what TV shows are trending and lets you favourite and retweet tweets  about the show you are watching from your own Twitter account.

But for some reason, Twitter is also one the apps not available here.

Similarly the video app Vine, which is owned by Twitter, will also not be coming to Canada. At least, not anytime soon.

In fact, the only app featured in the blog post, that will be coming in this country is the Xbox One version of the Major League Gaming app,  which had previously launched for the 360.

In addition to the MLG app, Canada will get apps for the Anime and Asian drama channel Crunchyroll, Filmbox Live, the Korean drama channel KDrama, a GoPro video channel, NBA, NHL, Sky News, TuneIn radio and the music video channel Vevo.

Most of these apps are not exclusive as they are already available for other platforms, such as the PlayStation, Android, many smart TVs or online.

So I’m not sure this will drive many Canadians to buy an Xbox One if they don’t already have one.

Five hours with Watch Dogs, five things to love

- April 23rd, 2014

When Watch Dogs made its debut at Ubisoft’s E3 press conference in 2012, minds were blown, jaws were dropped and calendars were frantically circled.

The revelation of this open-world action game set in a hyper-connected version of present-day Chicago was stunning, in part because the game had been in development for three years at that point, and yet Ubisoft had managed to keep it completely under wraps. (Apparently nobody decided to show secret assets to some random kid on an airplane.)

But also because it seemed like one of the most ambitious – not to mention eerily relevant – open-world action games ever attempted.

I was stoked. Very stoked.

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