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The achingly unfunny show Little Mosque on the Prairie comes to an end. The episode where they hang the local gay man, forcibly circumcise their young daughter, and then murder her teenage sister for dating a non-Muslim and refusing to cover he head is, I’m told, on the DVD special features section. Phew, thank goodness for that – I thought I’d missed it. I wonder if they have it on blue-ray?

Information is now coming through that an ad hoc coalition of the Mossad, the Vatican, international freemasonry, The Conservatives (naturally), and a cabal of Bulgarian dental hygienists hacked in to the NDP voter computer, to make sure that the collection of old, middle-aged, white, confused, and boring people currently voting for the next leader of the party would be made to look even more foolish. This is truly terrible news. Even worse, thousands of Canadian workers were denied jobs because the NDP outsourced the work to a Spanish company, which was not only non-unionized, but also based in a country once ruled by Franco – thus making the NDP vicarious supporters of fascist-tinged ultra-nationalism. I am weeping fraternal tears right now, and may have to spend the evening in meditation at a coop yoga gay spa in a surely pointless attempt to recover. Forgive them Jack Layton, for they know not what they do.

Oh no, whatever can we do? It wasn’t three neo-Nazis who had been expelled from the army for their extremist politics who killed people in France; it was actually yet another Muslim terrorist, one who wanted to kill people, especially Jewish children, in the name of his religion of peace. This is a problem for the consensus media, because they were determined to blame the slaughter on anyone other than Muslims. But no, the truth came out. The man who filmed himself shooting little children to death, and who grabbed a child by the hair as she ran, held a gun to her temple, and blew her brains out, was a follower of Islam. Start reading the explanations that it had nothing to do with the Muslim religion, and was in fact about Palestine, Afghanistan, oppression, racism, ice-cream, chess, and so on.