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The worst Oscar opening number ever?

- February 22nd, 2012

Maybe, just MAYBE last year’s Oscar telecast wasn’t quite as awful as we thought.

We all remember how James Franco’s drag bit tanked and that Anne Hathaway’s perkiness was worthy of a thousand tranquilizers – but did either of them sing a duet of Proud Mary with Snow White?

No?

Then it could’ve been worse.

Much, much worse.

Here’s the proof.

This is a video clip of the 1989 Academy Award’s opening number. While the whole musical production is a tremendously cheesy disaster – it’s the mind-numbingly awful Disney sing-a-long between Rob Lowe and Snow White that pushes it over the top.

Just a warning: the routine was choreographed by Allan Carr, the man who brought you such hits as Grease 2 and The Village People’s Can’t Stop the Music.

Awful is relative, my friends.

 

THEY JUST AREN’T BUYING IT

- March 19th, 2011

A $6 million opening weekend for Mars Needs Moms against a $160 mil budget – Pluto Nash territory bombwise. How much money does Robert (The Polar Express) Zemeckis have to waste before he realizes his dream – of completely “human” CG – is delusional? People are creeped out by it, and that’s not about to change.

When cameras were invented, artists realized they had to become more stylized, portray what a camera image couldn’t. That’s the future of CG, not spending hundreds of millions to create realistic humans when you could hire a real human for scale. Even in the Toy Story movies, the scenes with human characters are the ones that tend to pull you out of the story.

The Oscars red carpet in my camera…

- February 27th, 2011

Pictures Marie-Joelle Parent

CANUCK OSCAR NOMINEES

- February 27th, 2011

CDN OSCARS NOMINEESIf you are wondering what the Canadian-born Oscar nominees look like, here are most of them from the Academy Awards luncheon this week at the Consul General of Canada’s official residence in Hancock Park. Let’s hope we see some of them stride up on stage tonight.

Left to right: Luc Dery (co-producer of Incendies, up for the best foreign language Oscar), Adrien Morot (makeup artist nominated for Barney’s Version), Kim McCraw (co-producer of Incendies), Denis Villeneuve (director of Incendies) and Dean DeBlois (co-director of How to Train Your Dragon, up for best animated feature).

Missing from the luncheon, and therefore the photo, was Craig Berkey. He was nominated twice in the sound editing and sound mixing categories for the Coen Brothers’ remake of True Grit.

Best bet among all of them is Incendies, which would be another triumph for Quebec cinema. Last and only time Canada won in this competition was Denis Arcand’s The Barbarian Invasions.

As for Morot, he expects Rick Baker and Dave Elsey will win for their flashy work in The Wolfman — and Baker is the god of Hollywood makeup now. Morot calls him “The Chosen One”.

DeBlois hinted he does not expect to win, either. Toy Story 3 is the odds-on leader for best animated feature, another win for Disney/Pixar, which seems to do no wrong. But the nomination itself has been great for Dragon, which is planning two sequels to create a trilogy.

83rd Academy Awards, the red carpet report

- February 27th, 2011

first red carpet pic

5:10 — Donald Trump, Natalie Portman, and Mark Wahlberg closed the red carpet. The last 30 minutes have been so intense I didn’t know where to look. The red carpet is almost clear, and the stars are heading inside. More picture coming up later. The rain never showed up. Mother Nature was good to stars this year.
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5:05 — Jeremy Renner (The Town) (below) is holding hands the whole time with his mother. Sweet.
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5:00 — Helen Mirren, always a sweetheart, tells me that for the first time she has proper shoes. She normally buys “stripper shoes” from a porn shop. So funny.
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