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Bailiff Couldn’t Track Down a Statue – Soudas

- June 16th, 2010

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One of the running jokes on Parliament Hill over the last few days has been the supposed efforts by a bailiff to deliver a summons ordering Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s director of communications to appear before the Standing Committee on Access to Information, Privacy and Ethics. Joke wanted posters popped up on poles around the Parliamentary precinct and the affair even garnered its own Twitter hashtag #dimitrionthelam.

During its June 3 meeting, Committee Chairman Paul Szabo read out a report from bailiff Jay Fox on his attempts to serve the summons to appear.

With regard to Mr. Soudas, similarly, the same date, Mr. Fox reported:
On June 1, 2010, I attempted to serve the Summons on Dimitri Soudas at 80 Wellington Avenue, Ottawa, Ontario.
That is the Langevin Block, the building across the street.
He goes on:
This is a secure government building and I was unable to gain access to Mr. Soudas office. I called Mr. Soudas on three occasions between June 1st, 2010, and June 2nd, 2010. I spoke to Mr. Soudas’ executive assistant each time and informed him that I had summons from the House of Commons to serve on Mr. Soudas. The executive assistant confirmed that Mr. Soudas was in the office and would return my call. On the morning of June 2nd when I spoke to Mr. Soudas’ executive assistant he stated that Mr. Soudas was aware I was attempting to serve him with documents and would call me back.
I have yet to receive a return call from Dimitri Soudas and am unable to effect service at this time.
In both regards, I contacted the clerk and instructed him to have the bailiff continue to attempt to serve the summons.

Last night, in a note taking exception to a suggestion that he had been dodging the bailiff, Soudas points out that the bailiff must not be trying very hard.

But when I walk back and forth from langevin to Center block about 10 times a day.
When I talk to reporters in the foyer almost every day.
I don’t think this bailiff would be able to track down the statues on parliament hill who don’t move and have been on the hill for decades.
The government’s policy is clear. Ministers are accountable to parliament. And this committee has turned into an unfortunate kangaroo court.

Ironically, the committee has ordered Soudas to appear by today. However it doesn’t normally meet on Wednesdays and there would be nobody there to hear him if he did show up to testify.

If They Had Our Billion Dollars

- June 14th, 2010

This parody of the Barenaked Ladies’ If I Had a Million Dollars could be an interesting theme song for the upcoming G8 and G20 leaders summits. While it might make the top 10 with taxpayers who are footing the billion dollar bill, it might not be a hit with the government.

Ignatieff Passes the Ball

- June 11th, 2010

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Photo Mike Bayer

Liberal Leader Michael Ignatieff jumped on the World Cup Soccer bandwagon today, posing for pictures at a Greek festival with a cute kid, giving him a World Cup soccer ball.
Wonder how long it will be before the Conservatives find a cute kid of their own to play soccer with Prime Minister Stephen Harper?

Shatner, Star Trek and Saving Salmon

- June 9th, 2010

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The New Democratic Party has announced that they will hold a press conference tomorrow to call attention to the plight of wild salmon. The press conference will include NDP MP Finn Donnelly and well-known Canadian-born actor William Shatner, who rocketed to fame as Star Trek’s Captain Kirk.
Ottawa-based reporters looking forward to seeing Shatner in person were soon disappointed, however, to discover that Shatner won’t actually be present at the press conference. Instead, he’ll be participating by teleconference from Los Angeles.
Gee, you would think for a cause as close to his heart as wild salmon Shatner could at least beam himself to Ottawa for the occasion.

G8 Pork Spending Map

- June 8th, 2010

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As the details emerge about just what more than $1.1 billion in taxpayers money is buying in connection with the G8 and G20 leaders summits, it was probably only a matter of time before someone decided to map it all out.
The Liberals have come up with something they have dubbed the G8 Pork Spending Map, meticulously plotting out all the government largesse that is flowing to Industry Minister Tony Clement’s riding from restored steamboats to road repairs, a gazebo and a fake lighthouse.
Wonder if the Conservatives will counter with maps of some of the past Liberal government largesse to areas like former Prime Minister Jean Chrétien’s home town of Shawinigan.