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What time is it in Ford Nation?

- March 9th, 2014

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Mayor Rob Ford – or at least whoever runs the mayor’s Twitter account – might want to double-check what time it is today.

Ford’s account tweeted out a reminder to folks last night about the time change.

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The only problem is that tweet was wrong – the clocks are supposed to go forward an hour overnight not back an hour.

Leave it to the Ford camp to turn a simple time change into another embarrassing episode for the embattled mayor.

Other people on Twitter – who remembered that you spring forward/fall back when it comes to daylight saving time – were pretty quick to point this out and crack more jokes at the mayor’s expense.

It is worth mentioning Ford has testified under oath that he doesn’t run his own Twitter account (it came up during his conflict of interest trial) so it is entirely possible the mayor had nothing to do with this blunder and is aware the clocks spring forward this weekend and fall back in the fall.

Ford’s Twitter account eventually got it right.

The original tweet was deleted and this one went out:

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Hopefully all the clocks will be right in the mayor’s office on Monday.

Meanwhile, Ford’s rival David Soknacki – who appears to run his own Twitter account – tweeted this last night:

Quite the contrast between these two mayoral candidates even on Twitter.


Dan Jacobs, Mayor Rob Ford’s chief of staff, confirmed Sunday that he was the one who tweeted the daylight saving time tweet from the mayor’s Twitter account.

Here is what Jacobs told me via email on Sunday:

“This was my error, I had just been talking with friends that it’s spring forward, and when I posted the tweet I wrote it backwards.”

The story of Ford’s Twitter account messing up daylight saving time was picked up by several U.S. media outlets on Sunday.

Unfortunately, USA TODAY ended up making its own Twitter error – tweeting out a photo of Doug Ford, the mayor’s brother, with the story rather than Rob Ford.

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Five minutes later, the newspaper tweeted out a correction:


Jimmy Kimmel has hardly been a Rob Ford fan

- March 2nd, 2014


A photo of Jimmy Kimmel and Mayor Rob Ford in Los Angeles on Saturday posted on Mayor Rob Ford’s Twitter account

Mayor Rob Ford is slated to appear on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Monday night.

The encounter is surprising given the fact Ford is only an international celebrity due to the fact he’s smoked crack cocaine so you’d think he’d try to steer clear of drawing more attention to that scandal in an election year.

But it is even more surprising because Kimmel has been cracking jokes about Ford for “probably a year” – to use the Ford vernacular.

Here’s a rundown of some of Kimmel’s Ford wisecracks:

April 2013

In April 2013, Kimmel was one of the first U.S. late-night hosts to joke about Ford. He mocked Ford for walking into a City-TV camera at City Hall and described the mayor as a “man of significant carriage.”

May 2013

Kimmel had an actor portray Ford to mock his crack cocaine scandal when it first broke. That led to a lot of late-night gags at Ford’s expense.

June 2013

Kimmel mocked Ford’s ongoing crack scandal saying he was “absolutely in love” with the mayor. He joked about Ford’s spin at the time that the scandal was helping get Toronto “on the map.” The comedian went on to roll out a map with the title, “Cities in which the mayor has been accused of smoking crack.”

“You’ve got Washington, D.C. with mayor Marion Barry, you’ve got Toronto with Mayor Rob ford and that’s it — a pretty exclusive club, very small club,” Kimmel said at the time.

“Despite all the controversy he refuses to resign. He said he’s hard at work for the people of Toronto — incredibly hard at work — in fact, he hasn’t stopped working for the last 79 hours in a row.”

November 2013

Mayor Rob Ford admitted to smoking crack cocaine while in a “drunken stupor,” leading to a lot more Kimmel jokes.
Here’s a clip:

November 2013

After the crack admission, Kimmel used a clip from the city council meeting where Ford admitted to buying illegal drugs.

Kimmel played the Jeopardy! theme song during Ford’s long pause to Councillor Denzil Minnan-Wong’s question asking the mayor, “Have you purchased illegal drugs in the last two years?” Ford eventually answered, “Yes, I have.”

“Really at this point the only shocking allegation you can make about Mayor Ford is he was caught eating a salad,” Kimmel joked. “It’s amazing, it’s as if Toronto has a 400-pound Andy Dick running the city.” 

November 2013

Kimmel had Chris Daughtry perform “The Ballad of Rob Ford” song. The song chronicled the exploits of “the drunk-driving, crack-smoking Mayor of Toronto.”

December 2013 

Jimmy Kimmel has been having festive fun with Ford all week on his show, Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Kimmel used the audio from Ford’s crack-smoking confession with a scene from the Christmas special, Santa Claus Is Coming to Town. He gave Ford’s voice to the evil mayor in the classic TV show, Burgermeister Meisterburger.

A day later, Kimmel presented the 12 Days of Rob Ford.

December 2013

After Mayor Rob Ford danced to Bob Marley’s “One Love” on the council floor with several other councillors and city bureaucrats, Kimmel questioned, ”Are they all on crack?”

Kimmel also mocked Ford for sarcastically telling councillors he was “super, super, super, super, super, super, super sorry” for calling them corrupt a day earlier.

“It is not just food, he super-sizes everything,” Kimmel joked.

The U.S. host went on to say that the Rob Ford experience “has been very educational” for Americans.

“Canadians are much, much weirder than any of us had any idea they were,” he joked. “They seem so normal but they’re not, they’re different … these people are coco-nutso and we could be in danger.”

January 2014

Kimmel delivered more jokes at Mayor Ford’s expense when he was caught on video ranting in Jamaican Patois in the Steak Queen in Etobicoke.

“While we’re on the subject of natural disasters have you seen the latest episode of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford?” Kimmel asked his audience.”Rob Ford has been quiet for a couple of months, he claims he has been exercising, he hasn’t been drinking, he even hasn’t done crack he says – and that’s big for him because he loves crack. Unfortunately the streak of good behaviour appears to have ended last night.”

Kimmel went on to run the YouTube clip of Ford’s rant.

“It would appear that Mayor Ford speaks Jamaican too,” he joked. “Just when you thought he couldn’t possibly pull another nugget out of his bag of crazy he gets drunk and speaks Jamaican in a Steak Queen. When you’re the best, that’s what you do.”

Pointing to the fact Ford admitted he was drinking that night, Kimmel  questioned what the mayor meant when he said he was drinking a “little bit.”

“What’s a little bit to Rob Ford, a pony keg?” he asked. “He’s back folks, he’s back for an all new season of Super Mayor.”

He ended his Ford jokes with a shot at another Canadian celebrity.

“Thank you Canada, this almost makes up for Justin Bieber,” Kimmel said.

The legend of Mayor Rob Ford goes to Mardi Gras

- March 1st, 2014

Mayor Rob Ford – who denies he’s an international celebrity – appears to have been the theme of at least one Mardi Gras float in New Orleans on Friday night.

The float, not surprisingly, focused on Ford’s crack-smoking behaviour which first made headlines last year.

This has to be the first time a Toronto mayor has been featured on a Mardi Gras float (although it is hardly something to celebrate). 

You’ll note that the crack scandal led to Ford being asked not to take part in Toronto’s Santa Claus parade but it is the only reason he managed to make it into a Mardi Gras parade – at least in spirit – in New Orleans.


David Soknacki brags about his lack of notoriety

- February 28th, 2014

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Mayoral candidate David Soknacki is proudly touting his lack of name recognition as a reason to vote for him.

Soknacki – who is a former budget chief and city councillor – is running to replace Mayor Rob Ford this year but, unlike the mayor, he hasn’t smoked crack cocaine so he’s not an international celebrity (NOTE: Mayor Ford denies he’s an international celebrity).

On Thursday, the Soknacki campaign released an ad on Twitter to mock his lack of global fame and draw attention at the same time to how the mayor’s antics have made him a frequent topic of late-night comics:

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Hours later after the mayor lashed out at Toronto Police Chief Bill Blair (story here), the Soknacki campaign released this ad:

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Pretty slick moves for a candidate at the back of the frontrunner pack.

The unanswered questions from Rob Ford’s night at Steak Queen

- January 23rd, 2014


Mayor Rob Ford  spent Wednesday avoiding questions about his now notorious night at Steak Queen.
While Ford confirmed Tuesday that he was at the Etobicoke restaurant on Monday night, that he was drinking again and was caught on video ranting in Jamaican patois, Ford refused to provide further details about the night.
On Wednesday, Ford called the night a “minor setback” and ignored all questions about it during several run-ins with reporters at City Hall. Ford didn’t respond to questions about how he got home from the restaurant where he appeared to be under the influence and why he had a meeting with Alexander “Sandro” Lisi that night.
The Sun sent Ford’s spokesman Amin Massoudi 10 questions on Tuesday and Wednesday. He has yet to respond to them nor has Ford addressed these questions in any public statements.
Here’s a rundown of the mayor’s unanswered Steak Queen questions:

Tuesday night questions
1) Was the mayor at Steak Queen with Sandro Lisi last night?
2) Why were they meeting?
3) Why is the mayor meeting with a man who is facing drug and extortion charges?

Wednesday questions
4) How did Mayor Rob Ford get to the Steak Queen on Monday night?
5) How did he get home from the Steak Queen? Did he drive himself?
6) Why was he meeting with Sandro Lisi? Was it a planned meeting or accidental?
7) What did the mayor mean when he guaranteed back in November that he wouldn’t drink again?
8) Does the mayor feel it is appropriate to associate with Mr. Lisi? If so, why?
9) Does the mayor regret or have an apology for calling Chief Bill Blair a “c—sucker” in the Steak Queen video?
10) Does the mayor feel his language in the video was offensive to anyone? Does he have no apology for them?

Flashback: Mayor Rob Ford on Deputy Mayor Norm Kelly

- January 14th, 2014


Mayor Rob Ford and Deputy Mayor Norm Kelly at the Mayor’s New Year’s Levee on Jan. 1, 2014 (Craig Robertson/Toronto Sun).

Relations between Mayor Rob Ford and Deputy Mayor Norm Kelly, Toronto’s “two mayors,” appear to be at an all-time low after Monday’s council meeting (story here).

Kelly holds most of Ford’s powers after council stripped them in the wake of the mayor’s crack cocaine scandal so it isn’t surprising the two don’t get along.

But as Kelly and Ford continue to butt heads at City Hall, it is worth remembering who appointed Kelly to be deputy mayor in the first place – Ford.

The mayor tapped Kelly to be his deputy mayor after his first deputy mayor, Doug Holyday, got elected to Queen’s Park.

Less than six months ago Ford was lauding Kelly.

Here’s what Ford said about Kelly on Sept. 5, 2013 when he showed up to his community barbecue:

You should be very proud to have a deputy mayor from Scarborough, folks.

As you know Doug Holyday got elected so the choice was mine, I looked at all 44 councillors at who would best represent the views of not just their area but all of Toronto.

It was a no-brainer, folks, it was a no-brainer. 

Norm Kelly was head and shoulders above the rest. 

I appointed Norm Kelly as deputy mayor, second in command to running this city so congratulations Mr. Deputy Mayor. 

It is an honour to have you serving as deputy mayor and he’s no nonsense, he’s on to me constantly, non-stop of which I need and I appreciate that.


Mayor Rob Ford with Deputy Mayor Norm Kelly in Scarborough in September 2013 (Craig Robertson/Toronto Sun)


A joke about Rob Ford from Newfoundland

- November 28th, 2013

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s ongoing scandal has them cracking jokes from coast to coast.

Want proof?

Here’s a photo of a sign in Channel-Port aux Basques, Newfoundland, that was sent to the Sun today:



A zinger from 2,185 km away.

If only Ford had just smoked meat.

What a difference a year makes in the life of Rob Ford

- November 25th, 2013


Tuesday marks the one-year anniversary of Mayor Rob Ford getting booted out of office.

Ford was ordered out of the mayor’s chair on Nov. 26, 2012 after a judge ruled he breached the Municipal Conflict of Interest Act.

The ouster was the low point of Ford’s mayoralty up until the recent crack cocaine scandal that has seen him stripped of his powers and left essentially mayor in name only.

At the time, Ford vowed to “fight tooth and nail to hold on to my job.”

“I’m going to fight for the taxpayers of this city like I always have,” Ford said the day the decision came out. “The calls are coming in fast and furious, telling me to fight it, telling me to run. I’ll never give up fighting for the taxpayers.”

A day later, Ford apologized for the conflict-of-interest fiasco.

“Looking back, maybe I could have expressed myself in a different way,” Ford said, sighing heavily and coming close to tears. “To everyone who believes I should have done this differently – I sincerely apologize.”

Ford went on to win an appeal of the case in January.

Police documents since released reveal just a month after winning the right to stay in the mayor’s chair, Ford was filmed smoking crack cocaine – the video that would later spark the drug scandal in May.

Quote of the day – Mayor Rob Ford lets the cat out of the bag

- November 14th, 2013


“Oh and the last thing was, Olivia Gondek it says that I wanted to eat her p—–, I’ve never said that in my life to her – I would never do that. I’m happily married, I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.”

- Mayor Rob Ford on Thursday as he arrived at Toronto City Hall

Quote of the day: Mayor Rob Ford has smoked crack cocaine

- November 5th, 2013


“Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine but no, do I? Am I an addict? No. Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago.”

- Mayor Rob Ford on Tuesday