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The stupid it burns: anti-vampireism and bald as a hair colour edition

- May 14th, 2012

Greetings heathens, zealots, web denizens, and the rest of you!

Ok, I have some ranty mojo brewing today and I’m in need of a target. Fortunately, the world is a big place with more stupid than it is possible to catalog, and it was easy enough to find one. Just up the highway in fact. In Toronto, that mythical center of the known universe.

Specifically, a column by rabbi Dow Marmur, who evidently doesn’t like us heathens very much.  The problem with we atheists, he says in a meandering column in the Toronto Star, is that we are pretty much like jihadists:

I’ve, therefore, consistently refused to engage in debates with atheists. They may consider me a cowardly man of little faith who’s afraid of exposing himself to the truth, but impartial observers will know that contemporary atheists are often even more fanatical than religious fundamentalists. Their zeal seems to know no bounds.

Interesting. Last time I checked, the most fanatical religious fundamentalists in North America try to have their dogmatic nonsense taught in science classes and are obsessed with telling women what they can do with their bodies, including a hilarious Republican bill that passed recently in Arizona that defined pregnancy as starting two weeks before conception. (no, that is not a punch line.) In even more extreme cases in North America, Europe, and of course, the middle east, the fundamentalist set is busy killing other people, often using that delightful method employed by the truly deluded, suicide bombing.

Atheists write books and blogs.thestupiditburns Oh, the horror, the horror.

He Marmur points to Alian de Botton’s weird newish book Religion for Atheists, where in de Botton says he wants to build atheist temples, as some manner of evidence that atheism itself is becoming a religion (which is why we are worse than the worst religious fundamentalists….you know without the bombs and such) and in fact, heathens have “religion-envy.”

Ok, look, first de Botton strange book was greeted with disinterest by the atheist community, such as it even exists, and the most anyone could say about it was “uh, what?”

It’s true, there are atheists who seem to want to ape the group cohesion provided by most religions, but it’s an attitude I’ve always found puzzling. It’s why I don’t belong to any skeptic/atheist/humanist groups nor go to regular meetings. I don’t have any need to get together with people to talk about what I don’t believe in. I tend to, this rant notwithstanding, focus my commentary in his regard on attempts to breach the wall between church and state, or religious attempts to undermine basic freedoms like freedom of speech, or attempts to win converts by stealth (like the ongoing efforts of the Gideons to be given access to elementary public school children.) But sit around and talk about why I don’t believe in the existence of gods? Zzzzzz. Please. I’d almost rather watch Glee.

Marmur’s entire argument crumbles because it starts with a false premise. He treats atheism as though it’s a thing like Christianity or Scientology or Jedism something. The tacit assumption he makes is that atheism is a complete philosophical entity, with dogmas, and rules and holy books and, I would guess, priests or clerics or some sort that one obeys. And uses this argument as he defends the excesses and violence of religion:

Because religion is articulated and administered by human beings, it often falls short of its stated ideals — just like atheism.

Really? Really, Rabbi Marmur? And what ideals are those exactly? Where do I find them? Where, in the name of Zeus’ holy toga, do I find the “stated ideals” of atheism?

Look man, atheism is barely a thing at all. All atheism is just not believing in a god or gods. Period. QED. End of frakkin’ story. The only reason we have a name for it at all is because historically everyone around us has been totally hell bent for leather on this whole god business.

I mean, even the name “atheism” is pretty stupid because it dignifies the thing that it denies. Look, I don’t believe in vampires or big foot either, right? But there is no need to run about calling myself am “anosferatuist,” or an “asasquatchist,” is there. The bottom line is that atheism is a religion like bald is a hair colour. The “ism” at the end makes it all sound fancy, I guess, but it isn’t.

I pretty well agree with Neil deGrasse Tyson on this front when he says “at the end of the day I’d rather not be any category at all.”

Even the so called “atheist community” is a disjointed lot that is only bound by the disbelief in the supernatural and generally shared respect for science, evidence and reason. There is also some broad agreements on the values of democracy, freedom of speech and the like. Beyond that, it is pretty well, to use the cliche, like herding cats. Disagreements abound. Yes, Hitchens, Dawkins, Dennet, Harris, PZ Myers and a few others are the most public and well known of the so called “New Atheists” (which is only new by the authors refusal to shut up when told.) but they constantly disagree. Tyson and Dawkins’s disagree over how to talk about science and religion in popular culture. Myers recently took Harris to task over issues of racial profiling at airports. And I’ve lost track of how many non-believers were sharply critical of Hitchen’s views on the Iraq war.

But I am sure Marmur will tell us where in that mess there are the “ideals” of atheism. Or is that the sound of cricket’s chipping?

About the only thing that Marmur gets right is that religion allows people to form a community of believers and atheism doesn’t do this. Well, yes. So what? De Botton’s goofy book aside, how is that supposed to an argument against atheism, or put more correctly, for religion? Does it demonstrate the existence of a god? Because that is what it would take, son. That pesky thing call evidence sort of matters.

Ultimately, Marmur’s entire argument seems to boil down to the idea that religion makes you feel good, and atheism doesn’t. I suppose that could be right. Atheism provides no guidebook, no bromide of any sort. Attempts to make it do so are as foolish as attempting to grasp quicksilver. To me, not having that kind of crutch is freeing. Yes, life can be miserable. It can suck. It will, as Rocky says. “beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently  if you let it.”

Speaking only for myself, I would rather harden myself to deal with it than rely on help that isn’t there because it makes me feel good to believe there is. I would rather deal with life as it is, honestly, and be miserable than to cling to some manner of false hope. If atheism is a thing at all, it’s living life on your own terms, taking the awful and the good as they come.

In the inverse Law of Bill Donohue

- April 13th, 2012

There is a universal fact. Like gravity. Or the awesomeness of Mass Effect 3. (yes, yes some fanboys are having mental melt downs about the endings, but I figure they have been indoctrinated. If you don’t get that joke, go play the game! Seriously…go!)

Essentially, if Bill Donohue’s Catholic League in the United States hates something, it’s probably something worth checking out. His most recent explosion of hot hair is about the Three Stooges remake. There are lots of reasons to be offended by this remake. Remaking the Stooges is like remaking Casablanca. Sure you can do it, but there isn’t a single reason for it. The trailer for the thing looks Zeus awful and pretty well indicates the Stooges, classic though they were, were indeed products of their own time. I can easily think of a bazillion things I would rather do than see it. And yes, bazillion is a word.

However, this is not what upsets the always upset Bill Donohue, the grand pooba of the Catholic League. What upsets him is that a nun in the film appears in a bikini, aka the “nun-kini.” I guess Billy is upset because nuns cannot wear bikinis. It says so in the Bible or something, maybe. This the same guy who attacks films, books and other art if it offends his porcelain sensibilities in the slightest. This is the same guy who claimed that Hollywood was run by, and I quote: “secular Jews who hate Christianity in general and Catholicism in particular. It’s not a secret, OK? And I’m not afraid to say it.” (He said that in defense of the ghastly “Passion of the Christ” film.  So bikinis on film bad. Two hours of watching a guy get graphically tortured, that’s ok. Just sayin’)

Anyway, in keeping with the Inverse Law of Donohue, and although it will likely injure my brain, I’ll have to check out the movie.

Mass Effect 3 and Charles Dickens

- March 22nd, 2012

Greetings heathens, zealots, web denizens, and the rest of you!

So readers of the rant may have become painfully aware of my, um, obsession with all things Mass Effect. I luurrves it! (Yes, “lurve” is a word. It’s perfectly cromulan.)

In my last blog post, I wrote about the fanboy rage over the game’s ending and this insane demand that Bioware, the producer of Mass Effect, change it. Nonsense, said I. The ending is great. It just isn’t spoon fed to you and a writer stays true to his or her vision, even if people hate it. QED.

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Is there a DLC in that light?

Well, if you hop over to fellow Sun Media blogger Matthew Dykstra, you’ll see that Bioware is…well not changing the ending so much as perhaps “clarifying” it with some downloadable content in about a month’s time  to address said fanboy rage.

This still strikes me as a spark of the burning stupid from an artistic point of view. Interactive medium or not, you write your story and let the chips fall where they may. What you don’t do is bend to the fickle will of an audience, right? Right?

Putting aside, for the moment, the principle that an artist puts their work out there to be judged for what it is without compromise, there is, as it turns out, precedent for this sort of thing.

Many moons ago, before people had evolved the skill to text, drive and drink coffee at the same time (Ah, not that I know about that…That’s really dangerous you know…really…no responsible adult would do that…) people read books and went to the theatre. What’s that you say? Well, citizens of the future, books are funny little things where words are printed on, gasp, paper. And theatre? That is sorta like TV without the box. (Speaking of which, be sure to check out the Standard’s Angela Scappatura in Cabaret by Garden City Productions. It’s an excellent show that runs for two more weekends.)

Ok, I was totally going somewhere with this….oh right, ok…so the point was, in this distant past without electronics, there was a charming fellow named Charles Dickens. You may have even heard of him. He wrote a brilliant book called Great Expectations.

The original ending was not well recieved. For most of the tale, Great Expectations’ hero Pip deeply loves the cold hearted Estella. But it doesn’t work out and Pip bravely moves on (although forever remaining single) and one day comes across a life beaten Estella on the street. He walks away saying that time and a hard life had “had given her a heart to understand what my heart used to be.” (Zeusdamn brilliant line that is.)

A bitter sweet, if sadly realistic ending.

Dicken’s had fanboys before there were fanboys and they freaked. One shudders to think what they would have done to poor Charles if the internet was kicking about back then. You can imagine the internet postings: “Charles Dickens has ruined my life. I demand he changes the ending of Great Expectations or I will never buy another one of his books….oooh wait, what’s that? Bleak House? Coooool. Saw the trailer. Looked awesome…”

The ending was too sad, they said. Estella should see how awesome Pip is and be with him. They’d be happy, for crying out loud and the poor guy’s patience and love needed to be rewarded. Why can’t she see that? Whhyyyyyyy?

(Seriously, they made the people who flipped out over the Star Wars special edition DVDs look reasonable.)

I suppose Dickens was, in his way, like Bioware. Or maybe Bioware is like Dickens. Whatever. In any case, he listened to his readers and rewrote the ending so that Pip and Estella met after her husband died, and they get to spend their twilight years together. Never mind that Estella should have wised up before that and….*sigh* never mind. I’ll start ranting. Point is, most copies of the book you find today do not even contain the original ending and most people remember Pip and Estella finally becoming a happy couple.

Bioware is likely to be criticized by the likes of me for bowing to fan pressure by, perhaps, compromising the integrity of their original work.

But then again, I’m one of the few who prefer the honesty of the original ending of Great Expectations and really, who am I to argue with Charles Dickens?

The stupid, it burns: converting the heathens edition

- July 26th, 2011

Greetings heathens, zealots, web denizens and the rest of you!

There are some things that one has to accept, if not particularly like, as a “public” atheist. That is to say, someone who talks about atheism in a public forum – even someone with a modest audience like myself – just has to accept some things unavoidable. Near that top of that list are attempts by believers to convert you.

Nearly every month, at least one brave soul (if you’ll excuse the phrase) sends me an email or letter trying to convert me to their version of Christianity. (I’ve never had a Muslim or Jewish or Scientology believer send me a letter, oddly, even though I’ve taken aim at all of those religions.)

What is staggering about it all is that each and ever letter writer seems to think they have come up with some new argument that I’ve never heard before. These run the gambit between the plain burning stupid (“You have a Jesus shaped hole in your heart” No I don’t) to the ignorant (“you are just rebelling against god!” No I’m not) to the somewhat sophisticated (“have you considered the cosmological argument?” Yes I have.)

Of course, I have not heard a new and convincing reason to become a religious believer in more than 20 years. I’ve heard it all. I’ve considered it all. None of it matters. In fact most atheists who think about these things have heard all these arguments multiple times, from multiple people.

That they don’t hold water with us because of their complete inability to demonstrate the truth of faith claims doesn’t seem to stop anyone though. This article from the National Catholic Register was emailed to me on Monday. In it,  Jennifer Fulwiler claims that she has five Catholic arguments that will “make sense” to atheists and thus, turn us in to good little Catholics. The person who sent it to me really thought Fulwiler had “slammed dunked” atheism…

To say she falls flat on her face on the first “argument” is an understatement. You know, like saying that Glee is an abomination. Sure, that’s accurate, but it just never seems to go far enough.

The first argument that will make sense to me as an atheist lead me to the doors of the Vatican? Purgatory.

For those who did not have the happy-joy-joy experience of going to Catholic school like I did and are unfamiliar with the concept, purgatory is basically like god’s waiting room. After you die, if you were not that a godly a person but not enough of a schmuck to get sent to the basement to toast marshmallows,  you get sent to the waiting room. Like a time out. You wait for a couple of eons and then you get to heaven. Basically it’s like waiting to update your driver’s license at the MTO. You’d eventually get to the front of the line, it will just seem to take several life times.

Of course, the idea of purgatory has been part of one of the greatest con-jobs in history – the Catholic indulgence. In the middle ages the Vatican had a cash flow problem, so cooked up this idea to sell certificates called indulgences that were, in effect, get out of purgatory free card. The more you spent, the more time you’d get off your postmortem sentence in limbo. Really it was the predecessor today’s miracle cure, snake oil salesmen and faith healers, and the practice was one of the things that really irritated Martin Luther, whose criticisms of the Vatican kicked off the Reformation.

Anyway, getting back to the matter at hand, I have to point out the irony of a Catholic trying to convince an atheist to become a believer by referencing a belief in a supernatural waiting room. So for those of you who think this woman is on to something and will try to use this line of crazy “reasoning” let me explain to you a couple things that might help.thestupiditburns

So an atheist doesn’t believe a god or gods exist, right? I mean, that is what being an atheist IS. So if I don’t believe god exists, why would someone blathering on about limbo convince me of anything? It’s like when believers try to convince me by claiming the devil is going to get me. Again, if I don’t think your god exists, why oh why would you think that I’m going to be frightened by your boogie man in red pajamas?

Tip to Miss Fulwiler – NONE of your five arguments make sense to an atheist. None. Zero. Zilch. Nada. You can talk all you want about a loving sky god, or the communion of saints or the pope’s fashion sense or whatever. None of it going to get you anyplace with an atheist unless you can first do one thing: demonstrate with evidence that your faith claims regarding the existence of god are true. QED. If you cannot do that, you aren’t getting any place with the heathen.

The Blonde Nonbeliever blog has a pretty good break down of what these conversations are like from the point of view of, well, a nonbeliever. Worth a read.

Bishop DiMarzio? Meet Thomas Jefferson.

- June 29th, 2011

Greetings heathens, zealots, web denizens and the rest of you!

It’s been a few days since I last blogged, readers of the Rant. Been on vacation, then got my powers back after walking to my North Pole fortress, saved the world, fixed the White House, flew into orbit and smiled for the camera….no wait, that’s Superman 2….my bad.

Anywhoo, what did catch my eye upon my return from vacation was that New York State became the sixth state in the US to allow gay marriage. This is good news, thinks I, because it could well be a signal that this long, tired and pointless debate might soon be over.

Wishful thinking right?

The notion that gay couples deserve to be treated under the law the same way as straight ones strikes me as a no brainer. Democracy might not be prefect but, to paraphrase Churchill, it’s better than anything else on offer. One of its great redeeming qualities is that bit by bit, the promise of freedom and equality under the law extends to all citizens. In Canada, this is – fortunately – a largely settled issue save for those who are increasingly becoming the lunatic fringe. Even our newly elected Conservative majority government has no appetite to revisit the issue in the House of Commons.

(although, it should be said the recent hoopla over Toronto Mayor Rob Ford declining to attend that city’s annual Pride Parade has managed to light a spark under the issues – it won’t change anything but it sucks up time on talk radio programming.)

Not so much in the US though, where the gay marriage debate continues to be a polarizing one, even as increasingly public opinion moves away from the theocrats. New York’s recent decision to allow gay marriage is just another step in that direction.

But what often gets regarded as the burning stupid in Canada is still seen as a legitimate political issue in the US as though there is a reasonable argument to deny homosexuals the same legal protections as straight couples.

There isn’t. I mean, consider the rationale of the Catholic Church after the New York decision. The state’s bishop claimed that allowing gay marriage was a “another “nail in the coffin” of marriage” because, apparently, if a married couple doesn’t produce children it’s all a sham. Society itself will then fall into some kind of dystopian chaos. Like Mad Max or something I guess. And, he goes on to say, the only people fit to raise children happen to be straight couples. Gays and lesbians need not apply.

There is absolutely zero data to suggest that a gay couple would make unfit parents just because they are gay and I’ve lost track of how many stories I’ve read or written about kids being abuse in so called “nuclear families” the bishop would approve of, but never mind that. Marriage is for straight people who spawn. Period.

And the bishop’s solution this is grave injustice thrust upon the lives of straight, child producing couples everywhere? Well, try to use religion to pressure politics of course:

As the chief shepherd of the Catholics in our City’s two most populous boroughs, Brooklyn and Queens, the decision of our Catholic Governor and State Legislature to overturn the common understanding of marriage that, despite many developments over thousands of years, has always been understood between a man and woman. That there was virtually no public debate on the issue and that the entire matter was concluded in just over thirty-minutes late on a Friday evening is disgraceful.

As a protest, I have asked my collaborators not to bestow or accept honors, nor to extend a platform of any kind to any state elected official, in all our parishes and churches for the foreseeable future.

That’s right. The theocrat wants to ban elected officials who did not tow the Vatican line from churches. The message here is “I know you are elected by the people to represent them and the values of a free and democratic society, but do what Rome tells you to do, or else!” (One has to wonder if he would sing the same tune if his churches stopped receiving tax breaks from the state.) Still, any politician banned from a church for defending the rights of his constituents should take that as a badge of honor.

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"History, I believe, furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil government. This marks the lowest grade of ignorance of which their civil as well as religious leaders will always avail themselves for their own purposes." - Thomas Jefferson

The bottom line, I think, is this. If there is an argument against gay marriage that even smells reasonable, I’ve never heard it. I suspect it probably exists in the same way little grey aliens, Bigfoot and a strong Canadian Liberal party exist – urban myths the lot of it.

The only rationale against gay marriage that is put out there is a religious one and, fortunately, religious dogma isn’t the law of the land. You want to live in a place where clerics decide the law then pack up and move to some middle eastern nation where Sharia is still enforced.

The framers of the American constitution, somewhat more wisely than our own, enshrined the separation of church and state in the document. So the priestly class can wail and gnash their teeth all they want. They can shun whomever they please. But they don’t get to decide anything for the rest of us.

When it comes down to it, the only argument offered against gay marriage is “god doesn’t like it.” Well guess what, not all of us believe in your god, or your church, or your fashion sense. A priests view of things doesn’t apply to everyone else no matter what he thinks his chosen deity has to say on the subject.

Some, like the New York bishop, try to rephrase this by saying when gay people marry, marriage itself is under threat. Really? HOW exactly? I have asked this question repeatedly to those who think that homosexual marriage is a grand threat to the fabric of society and I have yet to get an answer that makes any kind of sense. How does a gay couple in Vancouver getting married effect in any way, shape or form, the lives of a straight couple in Montreal? Is the answer anything other than “it doesn’t?”

Basically if you don’t like gay marriage, then don’t marry a gay person. QED. But you don’t get to try and prevent your fellow citizens from enjoying the same liberties that you do.

Thomas Jefferson once said that history “furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil government. This marks the lowest grade of ignorance of which their civil as well as religious leaders will always avail themselves for their own purposes.” I have no idea if Jefferson would have accepted gay marriage or not, but on this score at least, his aim was true.

The Hitch: the world will be a much smaller place when he is gone

- March 8th, 2011

Finally a religion that really ties the room together

- February 9th, 2011

This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder’s head. Fortunately, I’m adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.  -The Dude

For anyone who has followed my work it comes as no surprise that I am not a exactly an ardent fan of religion. Have this aversion to accepting things without evidence, something that is a virtue in many religions. Thomas, I have argued elsewhere, had it right when he demanded some proof before he believed.

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The Dude Abides

Combine my distaste for the irrational with the abuses of power of religious organizations that purport to be the guiding light of the species….well, I’ll put it this way, it was a long road but several years ago I left faith in the rubbish bin with the disco and 1980s Transformers movie. (Have you seen that? It’s so bad, it might be worse than Glee.) Maybe as things go on, I might blog a bit more about letting go of religion…but that is, you know, just my opinion man.  Because I may have found a religion that really ties the room together.

I give you the Dudeism. Or Duderonomy. The Dude De Ching. Or the Church of the Latter-Day Dude if  you are not into the whole brevity thing.

This is an act of unmitigated brilliance. A religion based on the Big Lebowski. And if you have never seen this movie, well grab your bowling ball and get a life.

Of particular interest here is the list of commandments – well more like suggestions because, like, you just gotta take it easy man – that Dudeism promotes. The traditional ten commandments are downers, man. Don’t do this, don’t do that, worship me or else….it’s all so depressing and grim. But the text of Duderonomy, well, shoosh, it’s just the thing to allow a dude to abide. Here is a sampling:

Book 1:

1. Thou shalt always use fresh creamer when preparing the sacramental beverage. To ensure its freshness, it must be sniffed and even sampled before purchase. If it is unclean, put it back.

2. Ideally half-and-half shall be used in preparing the sacramental beverage. Failing this, milk, and under the most dire of circumstances, non-dairy creamer.

5. When discussing a matter of grave importance, or even of trifling idiocy, always make sure to employ expletives as much as possible to prove your heartfelt honesty and conviction. To ensure your dudeness, all out-of-control, manic discussions should be followed with entreaties to “just take it easy, man.”

10. When confronted by a large man with a gun who demands you mark it zero, oblige him. Otherwise you risk entering a world of pain. Ideally he will get his comeuppance from the League for contravening a number of its bylaws.

From Book 2:

5. Respect everyone’s point of view. It’s just, like, their opinion, man.

6. Always remember interesting turns of phrase that you hear so that you can employ them in completely unrelated situations later and convincingly sound as if you know what you’re talking about.

Words to live by, I think. The dude abides.

He doth protest too much…

- January 27th, 2011

thestupiditburnsGreetings heathens, zealots, web denizens and the rest of you!

I’m not sure why I keep reading Holy Post from our friend competitors at the National Post as it always leaves me venting. It’s probably pathological. Like when you keep rolling your tongue over a canker. Don’t look at me like that, you know you do it too!

Often, there are proclamation this religion blog that range from the silly to the burning stupid. Today’s offering from Charles Lewis borders on that flaming attack on the brain. His thesis: secular society is a whinny, complaining bunch of malcontents who cannot take responsibility for what they do. Why, he says, the Governor of the Bank of Canada warned Canadians not to carry so much personal debt. That is just common sense, and the governor shouldn’t have to tell Canadians that. If only Canadians were a more religious bunch, why then the Bank of Canada won’t have to waste it’s breath.

That is the sort of rationale that pretty much only convincing after taking a combination to the head from Manny Pacquiao. So the Bank of Canada trying to get Canadians to think about their finances is the result of an irreligious country? Perhaps public health statements about eating right or getting a flu vaccine falls into that category too? It’s common sense. Why should any of them tell us anything? All we need to do is talk to our local priest, says Mr. Lewis, go to confession and get some tough love and we’d actually take responsibility for ourselves.

It’s utter nonsense.

First, our public institutions are secular while the citizens practice a kaleidoscope of religion. Most Canadians are religious in one form or another, fact that disarms Mr. Lewis’ rant right from the start.

The separation of church and state is what makes a western democracy work. That is what secularism is. It’s not an “anti-religion” idea, its a political notion that makes our governments and other institutions work.  There is a reason we don’t give clerics political power. Thomas Jefferson put it best when he said that “History, I believe, furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil government.”

Lewis appears to take secularism to mean “religion is bad and must be destroyed.” It actually means the government is not in the religion business and religion is not in the government business. It’s secularism that protects the freedom of religious practice, not religion itself. Religious institutions are by their very nature exclusive, making exclusive claims upon truth. At their cores, Muslims and Catholics, for instance, cannot both be right. Two faiths linked by history make competing claims about the nature of reality.  To say nothing of unrelated religious claims by Buddhists or Hindus. What secular politics says is “We don’t care. Believe what you want.  We’ll protect your right to believe what you want. You just don’t get any political authority to impose your views on anyone else.”

I mean, look at those countries where religion is authority. Look at say, Muslim dictatorships. Now, Mr. Lewis tells us that “freedom comes from an obedience to greater truths” – why which he means religious truths, the only ones that matter to him. Well in those countries where obedience to religious truths is what runs society, we have honor killings, no civil liberties,  no real rights for women, no freedom of the press, no freedom of assembly. History has shown again and again when religion is given the big stick, freedom dies. Unless one subscribes to Mr. Lewis’ redefinition of freedom. Then oppression itself becomes “freedom.”

His statement also implies that without religion, one can have no greater truths to aspire to. This is plainly poppycock. Ideals like the right of people to decide their own fates, to choose their government, to marry whom the wish, to speak and write about subjects they choose without being censored, to live my life as I choose so long as it does no harm to others…these are manifestly NOT religious ideas. They do not come to us from a catechism or fatwa. The are instead the hard won philosophical and political ideas that begin in ancient Greece, finding modern expression during the Enlightenment and continue to be refined today. These are the high and worthy ideals that Lewis sneers at because, presumably, they do not contain nor require a belief in a god or submit to the authority of a cleric.

These ideas demand personal responsibility. When you step into the voting booth, or write a blog, or run for political office, or don’t, you are exercising that responsibility. That is what freedom is. That is what it means. It is all of us, collectively doing that, that decides and defines what society does. Your own personal choices may or may not be informed by religion. That is up to you. That is what freedom is.

He makes fairly unsubstantiated claims to demonstrate his thesis. He seems to believe, on the basis of no data (remember facts matter. Evidence matters) that people spend their days in their basements surfing porn online (why their basements I wonder? People cannot watch porn from, say, a second floor home office?) and blame sex and violence on TV for their subterranean porn habits. If only they went to see a priest who would tell them not to watch those shows, people would not watch porn and take responsibility for themselves, Lewis says.

Lets put aside for the moment the irony of Lewis saying the Bank of Canada discussing the implications of person debt with citizens is bad but a priest telling what is good and bad behavior  is good, let us ask upon what does Lewis base this lovely little anecdote? Can he produce studies that show basement dwelling porn addicted Morlocks blame network television for their online habits? If I were a betting man I would say no. This is but a sad caricature, a mongrel creation of Lewis’ own imagination that has nothing to do with, well, anything.

There is also something worth nothing about Lewis’ belief that the secularist will blame “amorphous entities” for their own behavior. A god is not an amorphous entity? Not to vent about it, but Christianity for instance is the very avoidance of responsibility. It’s core tenant is that a man was executed in the most horrible manner – a manner so horrible (as Christopher Hitchens often points out) that you would be duty bound to stop it if you could have – that absolves you for your wrong doing. That is not personal responsibility. That is very definition of scape-goating. It is placing responsibility for your wrong doing upon the shoulders of another.

One final thought – Lewis suggests that turning to the Catholic church, among other religions, to get some personality responsibility is a way to go. This is an institution that has for decades avoided responsibility over it’s own conduct when its priests rape children. While children were made and are being made, victims of crime, the church talks not about responsibility and justice but about salvation and sin – all the while shuffling sex abusers around, warning priests not to talk to police and generally trying to cover it’s own backside. Only recently the Pope declared the Catholic priest sex abuse scandal is the fault of fictional secularists from the 1970s (with a bit of nod to Catholics who fell in line with these non-religious folks) who declared that pedophilia was fine and dandy. If that is not a textbook case of avoiding responsibility, I don’t know what is. Maybe Mr. Lewis ought to think a little harder before he holds up his paragons of personal responsibility.

The stupid, it burns: Dr. Sandman and Evil Germans edition

- January 24th, 2011

Greetings heathens, zealots, web denizens and the rest of you!

So Monday is, for the most part, the most craptacular day of the week. If I ever find the guy who invented Monday, I am going to kick his butt so hard his breath will smell like shoe polish. Bad enough I woke up this morning to find a massive water main break on my street that cut me off from having any water all, but then I read this mind stunning piece about the Giffords shooting in the United States. Read it, but I warn you, it might make you dumber.

According to this, um, well lets call him a “therapist” to be charitable, the blame for the shooting of Arizona Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords and others lays not with the fact that the shooter Jared Loughner is mentally ill. No, this guy “Kevin Root, licensed clinical social worker, a Cos Cob-based psychotherapist trained at the Carl Jung Institute with 25 years of experience helping people understand their dreams” places the blame at the feet of  Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche.

He was nothing but disconnected to both personal and archetypal father. His hero was Nietzsche, the father of nihilism, who, we all know, is famous for announcing that “God is dead.” Nietzsche may also be viewed, as I do, as the father of terrorism, since he killed God (the father archetype par excellence) and everything that he represents.

So there you go. It’s that damn Nietzsche’s fault because he said god is dead. And, since he said that, he gave birth to terrorism. Well, kick me in the pants and call me Suzie, if only Kevin Root had been around to explain this to us after 9-11! Think of it! If we could only get copies of Beyond Good and Evil and The Gay Science out of the hands of the followers of Osama Bin Ladin, we could end terrorism! I mean, clearly, most terrorists have a firm grounding in Nietzsche’s work, right? I never did trust those philosophy majors in university. They all seemed a bit sketchy.

Well, forgive me for doubting a dream analyst here – because if you want find an expert on mental illness, crime and philosophy the first place to go is to a dream analyst – but I gotta call BS on this.

Root’s entire line of thinking here is simply a gussied up version of what Fredric Wertham was on about back in the 1950s when he said that reading comic books made young people violent. He would quote statistics (just like our friend Root does) without any particular context and then exclaim “ah ha!
Like Wertham would say that something like 60 per cent of teenaged boys in juvenile prison read comics, so therefore comics were the cause of the behavior that put them there. But, as Stan Lee often points out, those 60 per cent of teenaged boys also drank milk, but Wertham did not declare a causative effect there. Simply spouting off stats or ideas without evidence gets you nowhere.

Which brings us to Root. His idea is that because Nietzsche said “god is dead” and Loughner apparently read it, Loughner became disconnected with a sky daddy and shot Giffords and a bunch of other people. Also, Nietzsche created terrorism because not believing in god is bad mojo:

If there’s not an assumption that God is alive, there’s nothing to fear or to aspire to. If there’s no connection to a personal father or a spiritual father, then all hell breaks loose. Added to this is the violent imagery so prevalent today in video games, TV, movies, etc. that disaffected youth engage in.

This is burning stupid on two fronts. First, Root’s understand of Nietzsche is exceedingly poor. You often see this among religionists who want to paint atheists as evil. “If you are an atheist you have to believe in Nietzsche,” they’ll say. “And Nietzsche said god was dead and that morality is dead. So if you believe god is dead, then you don’t have morals and can justify anything.”

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Kevin Root couldn't carry Freddy's jock strap.

Of course, this is only sort of what Nietzsche was on about.  Nietzsche, being an atheist, didn’t think god had “died” in any real sense. Well he wouldn’t would he? Something that doesn’t exist cannot die. He was talking about god, particularly the Christian idea of it in Europe, as having died in a metaphorical sense. He saw in the Christian ethic something weak and corrupt that ultimately crushed the human spirit. The increasing secular ideas of Europe had, in effect, “killed” Christianity – that is to say, killed god.

But, and this is what Nietzsche saw as the essential problem, Christianity had defined morality and virtue for over a thousand years. So while it may have been the vehicle of a corrupt morality, at least it had a morality. The society that had killed god, Nietzsche thought, had not replaced it with anything else. In other words, getting rid of Christianity was all well and good, but you had to then build a new morality and a new virtue otherwise you fall into a chasm of nihilism.

This is the other side of Nietzsche’s ideas that people like Root simply cannot be bothered to read. My suspicion is that haven’t actually read Nietzsche at all. The old German created a metaphor for the creation of new morality. He called it the Ubermensch – the overman or the superman. (which has nothing to do with either the superhero or Nazi ideas of the ideal human.) The Ubermensch is to create  new, life affirming values, and break the chains of slavery that Christianity created.

Nietzsche didn’t say, as Root and others would suggest, that god is dead and life sucks so ransack and kill because really, who cares. Nietzsche’s work is complex and asks deep questions about what we believe and why we believe it. Loughner was probably incapable of digesting any of this and to say that these ideas are the source of an assassination attempt on a U.S. politician or terrorism itself is asinine.

The second place Root goes badly wrong is in this assumption that if you don’t believe in a god, if you don’t believe this is a father in the sky watching you (why, I wonder, does Root insist the 24/7 eye in the sky has to be male?) you don’t believe in anything and you cannot aspire to anything. Really? Really Dr. Sandman? I cannot aspire to anything because I don’t believe in a god?

The fact is that atheists, like everyone else, have hopes and dreams about their lives, their families, for their communities and country. Wanting to live in a eternal theme park after death, or believing in an eternal dictatorship just isn’t part of it. They are concerned with the here and now and those who come after us, never mind of hereafters.

Root, by making the staggeringly poor assumption that you need a god to be a good person, has failed to understand that Loughner is a mentally ill person and if there was any failure by anyone along the way, then it’s that the mental health system failed to recognize and help this guy before he did something drastic. It’s not about 19th century German philosophy or political rhetoric. It is about mental illness and crime.

Oh, and for those of you say  that Root is still right, that you need a god to see beauty and hope and aspire for a better tomorrow, I give you the late, great Carl Sagan – a dreamer, scientist and visionary who very clearly aspired to many great and noble things and didn’t believe for a moment that a god was part the picture. If this doesn’t give you chills or bring a tear to your eye, if you will forgive an atheist saying so, you have no soul: