Grant Rants

Alas, Poor Tim Hortons: Day 7,043

- April 18th, 2012

Greetings heathens, zealots, web denizens, and the rest of you!

I had hoped, dear reader of the Rant, that by now I would be able to say I did not miss by beloved Tim Horton’s double double. That after more than a week after going cold turkey, I would be fine. That the other brands and types of coffee I’ve been drinking would tide me over. Maybe, even, I would leave Timmies behind.

What a bunch of burning stupid. Ok, I have barely had any coffee in the last week because, frankly, other coffee doesn’t cut it. Yes, it’s good. Sometimes very good. Perhaps by any measure, better than Tim Horton ghetto brew. But it is missing that something….that je ne sais pas. My morning routine is a wreck. I don’t have the shakes anymore, but still. I’m going a little nuts here.

I’m weakening….

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