Woman With The World’s Longest Tongue

- June 7th, 2009

Okay, enough with death … for a little while. I’ve still got a few more tombstones to peek under, but those ghosts can wait a few days.

Now for something completely different …

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Heidi Hamilton/Photo courtesy www.frostyheidiandfrank.com

Meet Heidi Hamilton, the woman with the world’s longest tongue.

Heidi’s 11-cm-long tonsil-tickler (I mean her tonsils, not yours) is about twice as long as the average person’s. But Heidi doesn’t make a big deal about it. She doesn’t even show if off that much.

(Nosey Parker will show you photos a little later … but only if you’re interested. Some people find tongues gross, so I’m not forcing anyone to look at Heidi Hamilton’s 11-cm tongue. Just stop scrolling down right now and do something else if you don’t want to see this amazing appendage.)

Heidi isn’t even listed in Guinness World Records. The Guinness folks list Stephen Taylor of Coventry, England, as the person with the world’s longest tongue — at a paltry 9.8 cm.

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Stephen Taylor/Photo courtesy of Guinness World Records

But Taylor went through all the rigmarole required to qualify for Guinness recognition.

(The measurement is done, by the way, with the tongue fully extended and the lips closed around it. The measurement is from the tip of the tongue to the centre of the closed upper lip. Try it — your tongue will probably be 4-6-cm long.)

Heidi couldn’t be bothered — couldn’t care less. She’s too busying partying, running with her dogs through the hills above her house in Ensino, Calif. — oh, and being part of the No. 1-rated radio show in the Los Angeles area for most of the past decade.

Yeah, that’s right, Heidi Hamilton is the meat in the talk radio sandwich called Frosty, Heidi & Frank, which held top spot on the L.A. airwaves almost from their start in 2000 until the station abruptly changed formats and killed FH&F in February of this year.

{Have no fear. the outrageously talkative trio were doing podcasts as Frosty, Heidi & Frank Uncensored(FHFU) from their frostyheidiandfrank.com website within a few weeks. You can even find them at the iPod iStore.)

Just for the record, the mass of tongue in Heidi’s mouth makes absolutely no difference to her speaking voice. She does have a pretty weird laugh, though.

I think we’re down far enough in the story to show you a photo of Heidi’s tongue.

If you’re really interested, there might be one or two more photos later in this blog post.

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Yes, it is … interesting? exciting? scary?/frostyheidiandfrank.com

Now I’m just going to fill a little time and space (my mission in life) until I show you more pictures of Heidi’s tongue.

The two guys who say and do funny things with Heidi four hours a day (excluding Sunday) are “Frosty” Stillwell and Frank Kramer. Frosty and Frank have been working together on radio since they were teenagers. They started goofing with Heidi on-air in the late ’90s when she was a helicopter traffic reporter doing reports in their timeslot

Their first threesome radio show went of the air in 2000 on KLSX-FM (a CBS affiliate) and they kicked ass in L.A. until the station switched to a “contemporary music” format.

Oh, and here’s a photo of the three amigos ( or two amigos and one amiga).

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Frosty, Heidi & Frank (L-R). Heidi’s boobs are enhanced, by the way, so I don’t know why the men aren’t more interested in her tongue./frostyheidiandfrank.com
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Frosty has a first name but I have no idea what it is. Frosty often complains about the tribulations he faces being overweight and gay. It’s his comedy schtick, but he is a little obsessive about it.

Frank Kramer is cool and laid-back and some ridiculous media body named him “hottest man on radio” for 2007-08. Frank is straight but has been known to play tonsil hockey (there go those tonsils again) and grab-ass with both Frosty and Heidi.

Heidi now considers herself a monogamous lesbian, but frequently recounts her prior sexual exploits with both men and women on the FHFU show. In the past she has been linked to country singer Gretchen Wilson.

Well, that’s enough padding (not really — admit it, you found the semi-personal details of three strangers’ lives interesting, didn’t you?)

But I know what you want — what you really, really want — is more photos of the Woman With The World’s Longest Tongue. Your wish is my command.

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Photos courtesy of frostyheidiandfrank.com
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2 comments

  1. carl reeves says:

    I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. KISSFAN75 says:

    NEED TO SEE A COMPARISON PHOTO
    OF HEIDI ALONG SIDE GENE SIMMONS,
    THE MAN KNOWN FOR HIS 7″ LONG TONGUE!!!

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