Next Bond film to be released within three years

- March 20th, 2013

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With 2012′s Skyfall a box-office and critical hit, the producers behind the James Bond films have announced that the next 007 adventure will hit screens within the next three years.

MGM Chairman and CEO Gary Barber revealed that the studio is at work on the screenplay for the 24th movie, and narrowing down potential directors.

“We are very excited about the franchise, we look forward to announcing a director soon,” Barber said in a conference call Wednesday.

One thing is for certain, Skyfall director Sam Mendes will not be helming the next film. He told Empire magazine earlier this month that he plans on focusing on theatre projects.

“It has been a very difficult decision not to accept Michael and Barbara’s very generous offer to direct the next Bond movie,” said Mendes.

He did leave open the possibility of returning to the franchise at a later date.

There is no news of who the villain might be, but Daniel Craig has signed on to play Bond at least two more times.

While Skyfall was a big hit with critics and took home a hefty $1.1-billion at the global box office, the gang at Cinema Sins took aim at the film in a recent video.

In just over 4 minutes, they find 62 reasons to hate the film, with faults ranging from the continual use of product placement, to an inexplicable chain on a train in the film’s opening sequence. They also poke holes in bad guy Silva’s (Javier Bardem) plan.

“After the Joker and Loki this is the third stupidest get-yourself-captured-and-then-escape-with-no-real-other-objective plan I’ve ever heard of in my life,” the narrator says.

Don’t watch the clip, if you haven’t seen the film – it contains spoilers.

‘Luke’s Change’: Star Wars conspiracy video goes viral

- March 18th, 2013

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Was the destruction of the Death Star an inside job? It’s a theory that’s never gained much traction, but the recently released YouTube video Luke’s Change: an Inside Job makes a compelling case.

Since being uploaded by Graham Putnam late last week, the slickly-produced clip has garnered over 183,000 views.

The Star Wars video parodies the 9/11 conspiracy video Loose Change, which argued that the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks were planned by forces inside the U.S. government.

Here, the Death Star is swapped in for the World Trade Center, with Putnam floating the idea that the Galactic Empire’s main weapon was destroyed in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope by insiders.

Citing Luke Skywalker’s novice skills, the video dissects ‘the impossible shot’ that brought down the Death Star. Luke’s ties to Darth Vader aka Anakin Skywalker are also a contributing factor.

I don’t know if I buy it, but Putnam makes a compelling case. If nothing else, it might change how you view the events in Episode IV… or not.

Watch for yourself and let us know what you think in the comments below.

‘Looper’: 43 complaints in 3 minutes

- January 17th, 2013

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You might have gotten a kick out of Rian Johnson’s sci-fi headscratcher, Looper, (I know I did) but the fine folks at Cinema Sins have found plenty to gripe about in the story of time-traveling hit-men that starred Bruce Willis and Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

Listing everything from a discount Shia LaBeouf, to its “Terminator-esque” time paradoxes, they count 43 offending moments in the film.

The sentence: Close the Loop.

Since they started on YouTube last month, Cinema Sins has found dozens of offenses in The Amazing Spider-Man, The Dark Knight Rises, The Avengers, Prometheus and The Hunger Games.

Was Looper really that bad, or are the guys at Cinema Sins being a little nit picky? Watch the clip below and let us know what you think.

Warning: Contains graphic language and spoilers.

‘The Dark Knight Rises’: 73 complaints in 3 minutes

- January 5th, 2013

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Maybe you didn’t think anything was wrong with Christopher Nolan’s final chapter in his Batman trilogy. Heck, you probably liked it (cough, me). But the folks at CinemaSins have found plenty to gripe about notching 73 complaints about The Dark Knight Rises.

Boiled down into one, three-minute, 32-second video, the movie is dissected and taken to task. Batman’s voice, cable reception in the underground prison Bruce Wayne finds himself in, car chases that start in daylight and then end in darkness (um, even I noticed that one) and people falling down for no reason are just some of the film’s many problems.

CinemaSins are no strangers for taking big movies to task. They’ve also targeted Prometheus – which nets a whopping 82 complaints, including a discount Tom Hardy – The Avengers and The Amazing Spiderman.

If you found The Dark Knight Rises a bit of a letdown, here’s more proof that you were right all along not to drink the Nolan Kool-Aid.

Note: This video contains spoilers!