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Mr. Burns wants Mitt Romney for president

- November 1st, 2012

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It’s too bad for Mitt Romney that cartoon characters can’t vote.

In a video posted to Fox’s official site on Thursday, The Simpsons’ notoriously greedy nuclear power plant owner backs Mitt in a political ad taped at ‘Springfield Republican Party Headquarters.’

According to Burns, the only thing standing in the way of a Romney presidency is the controversy over a certain family vacation in which Romney strapped his dog, Seamus, to the roof of the car.

Seamus is then carried into the room and C. Montgomery resorts to cheap tricks to try and smooth out this last campaign wrinkle.

Geez, that dog sure takes a lot of abuse from rich dudes.