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Modern Family gets Cook’d in a Labyrinth; TV must-sees for the week of May 18

- May 16th, 2014

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Bill Harris’ TV must-sees for the week of May 18

1 Rookie Blue
Fifth-season debut: Andy (Missy Peregrym) and Dov (Greg Smith) try to pull themselves together at a diner, but let’s just say some Pulp Fiction-style complications ensue.
When: Monday on Global

2 Labyrinth
Debut: A four-hour historical Holy Grail-themed mini-series airing over two nights, starring Jessica Brown-Findlay, who played the ill-fated Lady Sybil Crawley on Downton Abbey.
When: Thursday and Friday on CW

3 Modern Family
Fifth-season finale: Wedding-day chaos threatens everything, but an unexpected turn of events gives Mitchell (Jesse Tyler Ferguson) and Cam (Eric Stonestreet) the ceremony they’ve dreamed about.
When: Wednesday on ABC, City

4 Last Comic Standing
Eighth-season debut: The new judges are Russell Peters, Roseanne Barr and Keenen Ivory Wayans. The new host is J.B. Smoove. But it’s the competitors who’ll have to be funny.
When: Thursday on NBC

5 Cook’d
Debut: Kids can be the pickiest eaters in the world, so why not make a TV show about it? Each week celebrity chefs prepare meals in the hopes of impressing a panel of jaded juvenile judges.
When: Tuesday on YTV

6 Gang Related
Debut: An action drama centring on Detective Ryan Lopez (Ramon Rodriguez), a rising star on L.A.’s gang task force whose gang connections might be a little too good, if you know what I mean.
When: Thursday on Fox

7 Buy It Fix It Sell It
Debut with back-to-back episodes: More “junk TV,” so to speak. Pro “fixers” battle over auction items that need just a little love before hopefully becoming money-making masterpieces.
When: Friday on HGTV

8 Shannon and Sophie
Debut with back-to-back episodes: This essentially is a delayed spinoff of Gene Simmons Family Jewels, starring Gene’s wife, model/actress Shannon Tweed, and their daughter Sophie.
When: Tuesday on W

9 The Middle
One-hour fifth-season finale: After Sue (Eden Sher) wins a family trip, the Hecks must overcome a series of setbacks if they want to enjoy their time at Walt Disney World.
When: Wednesday on ABC

10 The Maya Rudolph Show
Debut: Yet another attempt to revive the so-called variety-show format that basically has been co-opted by all the late-night dudes. Rudolph is joined by Andy Samberg, Kristen Bell and more.
When: Monday on NBC

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Friends With Better Lives win Juno Awards while Inside Amy Shumer; TV must-sees for the week of March 30

- March 29th, 2014

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Bill Harris’ TV must-sees for the week of March 30

1 Juno Awards
Live: Co-hosted by Serena Ryder, Johnny Reid and Classified, scheduled performers include Arcade Fire (taped), Tegan and Sara, Sarah McLachlan, Robin Thicke, the Sheepdogs and Thunderface (kudos if you get that joke).
When: Sunday on CTV

2 How I Met Your Mother
Series finale (cast pictured above): There are many rumours and theories about what might be revealed, some of them quite dark. Here’s hoping Ted (Josh Radnor) and “the mother” (Cristin Milioti) aren’t facing some horrible tragedy. It’s a sitcom, people!
When: Monday on CBS, City

3 Friends With Better Lives
Debut: New sitcom following the How I Met Your Mother series finale that clearly wants to be the next How I Met Your Mother, albeit a notably dirtier one. With Kevin Connolly, Brooklyn Decker and James Van Der Beek, among others.
When: Monday on CBS, City

4 Short Poppies
Debut: This eight-episode series sees Rhys Darby – who you will remember as hapless band manager Murray Hewitt on Flight of the Conchords – playing multiple characters in a “mockumentary” about ordinary New Zealanders.
When: Thursday on Netflix

5 The Late Late Show/The Price is Right
It’s an April Fool’s switcheroo, as Drew Carey and Craig Ferguson swap jobs. Note that Carey hosts The Late Late Show in the early hours of Tuesday, a.k.a. late Monday night, with Ferguson hosting The Price is Right on Tuesday morning.
When: Tuesday on CBS, OMNI/CBS, City

6 Inside Amy Schumer
Season-two debut: Another 10-episode campaign for this combination sketch/standup/interview series gets off to a purposely awkward start, as Amy’s characters marry a black guy, lose a tennis match and try to pray away a nasty case of herpes.
When: Tuesday on Comedy

7 Dragons’ Den
Eighth-season finale: The Dragons hit the road to surprise some of the show’s most memorable pitchers. Have the people who landed deals succeeded or failed? And what of those who were turned down but were convinced the Dragons got it wrong?
When: Wednesday on CBC

8 Raising Hope
Series finale: Back-to-back new episodes wrap up this underrated series after four seasons. In the first episode, Downton Abbey’s Lesley Nicol guest-stars. In the second, Kenny Loggins makes a musical appearance, playing himself.
When: Friday on Fox, City

9 Intelligence
First-season finale: Riley (Meghan Ory) and Gabriel (Josh Holloway) are shocked to learn there are foreign sleeper agents embedded in the U.S. government, and even more shocked when the identities of the spies are revealed.
When: Monday on CBS, CTV Two

10 Family Guy
An ad executive guest-voiced by Peter Dinklage asks Peter Griffin (voice of Seth MacFarlane) to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign, as long as he continues to smoke. Sheesh, and I thought Game of Thrones was complicated.
When: Sunday on Fox, Global

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The Oscars get Spun Out in Chicagoland; TV must-sees for the week of March 2

- March 1st, 2014

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Bill Harris’ TV must-sees for the week of March 2

1 Academy Awards
The 86th edition of the annual hardware handout will be hosted by Ellen DeGeneres. Scheduled performers include Bette Midler, Karen O, U2 and Pharrell Williams. What is this, the Grammys?
When: Sunday on ABC, CTV

2 Big Brother Canada
Second-season debut: Pack a bunch of young people into a confined space. What could go right? What could go wrong? Hosted again by Arisa Cox. And new this season is a Side Show following evictions.
When: Wednesday on Slice, Global

3 Bates Motel
Second-season debut: No, this isn’t a Downton Abbey spinoff with Mr. Bates starting his own business. Rather, it’s the return of a creepy Psycho prequel starring Vera Farmiga and Freddie Highmore.
When: Monday on A&E

4 Spun Out
Debut: Starring Dave Foley from Kids in the Hall, this sitcom is set at a dysfunctional PR agency. Hmmm, they never should have taken on Rob Ford as a client. Also with Rebecca Dalton and Holly Deveaux.
When: Thursday on CTV

5 Kirstie
Debut: Kirstie Alley plays a Broadway star suddenly faced with the son she gave up for adoption 26 years earlier, played by Eric Petersen. Not to be confused with Eric Peterson, a.k.a. Oscar on Corner Gas.
When: Friday on CTV

6 Seed
Second-season debut: Harry (Adam Korson) and “sperm recipient” Rose (Carrie-Lynne Neales) try to raise a baby in a platonic arrangement. Reminds me of Hermey in the Rudolph Christmas special: “Let’s be independent together.”
When: Thursday on City

7 Those Who Kill
Debut: It seems every second show on TV these days is about serial killers in some way, shape or form. Well, here’s another one, with Chloe Sevigny starring as a recently promoted Pittsburgh homicide detective.
When: Monday on A&E

8 Chicagoland
Debut: No, this isn’t yet another scripted series about cops or firefighters in the Windy City. It’s an eight-part documentary series, executive produced by Robert Redford, about real-life Chicago issues and politics.
When: Thursday on CNN

9 The Next Step
Season-two debut: The A-Troupe has won regionals, but the dancers are shocked to learn that prior to nationals they must re-audition with rivals from other studios. Bet those wimps on Fame never had to do that.
When: Friday on Family

10 Almost Human
Season finale: Years ago the father of Kennex (Karl Urban) put away a bad guy. Now new copycat murders are being committed. As always, Dorian (Michael Ealy) is there to help with his dreamy eyes.
When: Monday on Fox, Global

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Winter Olympics, Super Bowl, Jay Leno; TV must-sees for the week of Feb. 2

- February 1st, 2014

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Bill Harris’ TV must-sees for the week of Feb. 2

1) Super Bowl
Peyton Manning’s Denver Broncos meet Richard Sherman’s Seattle Seahawks in New Jersey. The weather could be nasty. Hope the power doesn’t go out. Oh wait, that happened last year.
When: Sunday on Fox, CTV

2) MasterChef Canada
Post-Super Bowl slot: The first Mystery Box Challenge takes place. You know, I really don’t like the word “mystery” associated with food. Michael Bonacini, Alvin Leung and Claudio Aprile judge.
When: Sunday on CTV

3) New Girl
Post-Super Bowl slot: A chance encounter gets Jess (Zooey Deschanel) and Cece (Hannah Simone) an invite to a party at Prince’s mansion. Prince guest-stars as himself. Really, who else could he play?
When: Sunday on Fox, City

4) Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Post-post-Super Bowl slot: Jake (Andy Samberg) learns that Amy (Melissa Fumero) may be up for a new job. This rookie series recently won the Golden Globe award for best comedy.
When: Sunday on Fox, City

5) Downton Abbey
It’s gutsy to air a new episode of anything against the Super Bowl. There probably is more of a crossover audience than you think. Anyway, no surprise, Edith (Laura Carmichael) gets troubling news.
When: Sunday on PBS

6) Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony
Remember that old SCTV skit with Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas playing hosts on Soviet television? I’m betting the festivities from Sochi, Russia will be a little more elaborate than that.
When: Friday on CBC, NBC

7) The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Billy Crystal and Garth Brooks are the guests on Leno’s final Tonight Show. Yes, yes, we’ve heard that before. But Leno might actually be leaving this time. Jimmy Fallon takes over on Feb. 17.
When: Thursday on NBC, CTV Two

8) Saving Hope
When a couple is attacked by a bear, Alex (Erica Durance) and Charlie (Michael Shanks) start to suspect there’s more to the story. Like, who was the bear working for?
When: Thursday on CTV

9) The Best Laid Plans
Season finale: It’s time for the election, as Daniel (Jonas Chernick) finally confesses and Angus (Kenneth Welsh) is faced with some unexpected developments when he returns home.
When: Monday on CBC

10) Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful
Host Heidi Klum is joined by swimsuit icons Kate Upton, Tyra Banks, Marissa Miller, Kathy Ireland and Christie Brinkley. But to me, Brinkley forever will be Mrs. Jerry Gergich on Parks and Recreation.
When: Monday on NBC

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Survivorman gets Bitten by Killer Women in Four Rooms at Downton Abbey? Must-sees for the week

- January 4th, 2014

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Bill Harris’ TV must-sees for the week of Jan. 5

1 Downton Abbey
Fourth-season debut: This already has aired in Britain, so be aware that the internet is crawling with spoilers. But you know Lord Grantham (Hugh Bonneville) will continue to resist the changing times.
When: Sunday on PBS

2 Helix
Debut: No, this is not a documentary about the 1980s Canadian hard-rock band. Rather, it’s about a team of scientists trying to stop a disease outbreak that could doom the world. Billy Campbell stars.
When: Friday on Showcase

3 Four Rooms
Debut: You have an item you’ve been hanging onto for years. What’s it worth? The twist with this show is, once you’ve turned down an offer, you can’t go back to it. Reshmi Nair hosts.
When: Sunday on CBC

4 Chicago P.D.
Debut: From producer Dick Wolf, this is a spinoff series from Chicago Fire, which is in only its second season but really has re-invented the procedural. This new show stars Jason Beghe and Sophia Bush.
When: Wednesday on NBC, Global

5 Survivorman
Sixth-season debut: Les Stroud finds a new home on a new channel. Well, I say “new home” in the philosophical sense, since each episode starts with him stranded in a remote location. Buy a map, Les!
When: Wednesday on Travel + Escape

6 Intelligence
Debut: Josh Holloway plays a high-tech operative who has a super-computer microchip in his brain. This means he always has access to internet, phone and satellite data. But is his WiFi ever spotty?
When: Tuesday on CBS, CTV

7 Enlisted
Debut: Geoff Stults, Chris Lowell and Parker Young star in this sitcom as three brothers who are getting to know each other again on a small Florida army base. Sort of a Gomer Pyle for the 21st century.
When: Friday on Fox, City

8 The Best Laid Plans
Debut: Political satire about a man trying to get out of politics, played by Jonas Chernick, who is given one last menial task: Run an election campaign in a can’t-win riding. You can guess what happens.
When: Sunday on CBC

9 Killer Women
Debut: Tricia Helfer plays Molly Parker, one of the first women in the elite group of law-enforcement agents known as the Texas Rangers. Executive-produced by Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara.
When: Tuesday on ABC, City

10 Bitten
Debut: Laura Vandervoort plays a female werewolf who is just trying to break away from the pack and live her own life. Can she forget her family ties and repress her own instincts? That’s a howl.
When: Saturday on Space

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