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Good news: How I Met Your Mother DVD to feature alternate ending

- April 7th, 2014

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In a bid to make people buy How I Met Your Mother season 9 on DVD rather than set fire to seasons 1 through 8, the showrunners have promised an alternative to the widely panned series finale.

But beware: It’s not clear how this alternative finale will look, so you could just be setting yourself up for further disappointment. A source told Variety it will be a “happy ending,” whatever that means.

h/t AV Club

 

Friends With Better Lives win Juno Awards while Inside Amy Shumer; TV must-sees for the week of March 30

- March 29th, 2014

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Bill Harris’ TV must-sees for the week of March 30

1 Juno Awards
Live: Co-hosted by Serena Ryder, Johnny Reid and Classified, scheduled performers include Arcade Fire (taped), Tegan and Sara, Sarah McLachlan, Robin Thicke, the Sheepdogs and Thunderface (kudos if you get that joke).
When: Sunday on CTV

2 How I Met Your Mother
Series finale (cast pictured above): There are many rumours and theories about what might be revealed, some of them quite dark. Here’s hoping Ted (Josh Radnor) and “the mother” (Cristin Milioti) aren’t facing some horrible tragedy. It’s a sitcom, people!
When: Monday on CBS, City

3 Friends With Better Lives
Debut: New sitcom following the How I Met Your Mother series finale that clearly wants to be the next How I Met Your Mother, albeit a notably dirtier one. With Kevin Connolly, Brooklyn Decker and James Van Der Beek, among others.
When: Monday on CBS, City

4 Short Poppies
Debut: This eight-episode series sees Rhys Darby – who you will remember as hapless band manager Murray Hewitt on Flight of the Conchords – playing multiple characters in a “mockumentary” about ordinary New Zealanders.
When: Thursday on Netflix

5 The Late Late Show/The Price is Right
It’s an April Fool’s switcheroo, as Drew Carey and Craig Ferguson swap jobs. Note that Carey hosts The Late Late Show in the early hours of Tuesday, a.k.a. late Monday night, with Ferguson hosting The Price is Right on Tuesday morning.
When: Tuesday on CBS, OMNI/CBS, City

6 Inside Amy Schumer
Season-two debut: Another 10-episode campaign for this combination sketch/standup/interview series gets off to a purposely awkward start, as Amy’s characters marry a black guy, lose a tennis match and try to pray away a nasty case of herpes.
When: Tuesday on Comedy

7 Dragons’ Den
Eighth-season finale: The Dragons hit the road to surprise some of the show’s most memorable pitchers. Have the people who landed deals succeeded or failed? And what of those who were turned down but were convinced the Dragons got it wrong?
When: Wednesday on CBC

8 Raising Hope
Series finale: Back-to-back new episodes wrap up this underrated series after four seasons. In the first episode, Downton Abbey’s Lesley Nicol guest-stars. In the second, Kenny Loggins makes a musical appearance, playing himself.
When: Friday on Fox, City

9 Intelligence
First-season finale: Riley (Meghan Ory) and Gabriel (Josh Holloway) are shocked to learn there are foreign sleeper agents embedded in the U.S. government, and even more shocked when the identities of the spies are revealed.
When: Monday on CBS, CTV Two

10 Family Guy
An ad executive guest-voiced by Peter Dinklage asks Peter Griffin (voice of Seth MacFarlane) to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign, as long as he continues to smoke. Sheesh, and I thought Game of Thrones was complicated.
When: Sunday on Fox, Global

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Maybe peer pressure made Cristin Milioti emotional on How I Met Your Mother set

- March 28th, 2014

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Cristin Milioti didn’t want to feel out of place.

With TV reporters and critics gathered on the set of How I Met Your Mother, many of the cast members choked up while talking about the show. How I Met Your Mother wraps up with a one-hour series finale, Monday, March 31 on CBS and City.

Milioti, who joined the cast just last season as the long-talked-about “mother,” couldn’t help but be close to tears, too.

“I don’t know why I almost started crying right now, because I feel like I have no right to cry,” said Milioti, prompting laughter.

“It was definitely very scary in the beginning, before I started properly, because I kept thinking, ‘They’ve been together for nine years.’ But it has been fantastic and very warm and lovely.”

How I Met Your Mother, which debuted back in 2005, stars Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders, Alyson Hannigan and Neil Patrick Harris as a group of adult friends. By now you surely know the premise, which is, Radnor’s Ted character is telling his children in the year 2030 the lengthy tale of how he met their mother.

The entire final season has been set over the course of one weekend at a Long Island inn, as Barney (Harris) and Robin (Smulders) prepared to tie the knot. The show has been full of its usual flashbacks and flash-forwards, though.

Since the series already has taken away the mystery of who the mother is, there has been intense speculation about major twists in the finale. Some of the theories are quite dark, actually.

For Milioti, though, there has been no down side to this, moist eyes notwithstanding.

“It’s definitely like my own specific thing, because I haven’t been here for that long,” she said. “But I was made to feel so welcome by everyone here, everyone on the crew, literally everyone along the way.

“That has made this a dream come true for me.”

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From Red John and the Challenger to Cosby and Cracked; TV must-sees for the week

- November 24th, 2013

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Bill Harris’ TV must-sees for the week of Nov. 24

1 The Challenger Disaster
Debut: Made-for-TV movie about the controversial commission that investigated the infamous 1986 space-shuttle tragedy. Cast includes William Hurt, Joanne Whalley, Bruce Greenwood and Brian Dennehy.
When: Sunday on Discovery

2 The Mentalist
After a 10-year pursuit, Patrick Jane (Simon Baker) finally comes face to face with Red John, the killer who murdered his wife and daughter. Well, it’s about damn time.
When: Sunday on CBS, CTV Two

3 How I Met Your Mother
Titled Bedtime Stories, this has been billed as a special rhyming episode told in three tales: Mosby at the Bat; Robin Takes the Cake; and Barney Stinson, Player King of New York City.
When: Monday on CBS, City

4 Ja’mie: Private School Girl
Debut: Another comic installment from Australian Chris Lilley, who reprises his role as schoolgirl Ja’mie. But now she’s far away from her familiar stomping grounds at Summer Heights High.
When: Sunday on HBO Canada

5 The Secret Disco Revolution
Documentary about the dominant music genre of the 1970s features the Village People, Gloria Gaynor, the Trammps, Kool and the Gang and K.C. and the Sunshine Band. Shake your booty.
When: Tuesday on Bravo

6 Murdoch Mysteries
Doesn’t that Newfoundlander on the run from the law look a lot like Jake Doyle from Republic of Doyle? It is, in fact, the man who plays Jake, Allan Hawco, guest-starring as one of Jake’s ancestors.
When: Monday on CBC

7 Bill Cosby: Far From Finished
Debut: This new standup special from the 76-year-old sweater-wearing, Jell-o Pudding Pop-eating comedy legend was filmed last summer in Los Angeles.
When: Saturday on Comedy

8 Cracked
Second-season finale: Dr. Clara Malone (Brooke Nevin) initiates an experimental therapy that explains the voices a young man is hearing in his head, which in turn leads to a peril-filled climax.
When: Monday on CBC

9 Getting On
Debut: Six-episode dark and candid medical comedy about a hospital unit in California that cares for elderly patients. Stars Laurie Metcalf, Alex Borstein and Niecy Nash.
When: Sunday on HBO Canada

10 Sleepy Hollow
Ichabod (Tom Mison) and Abbie (Nicole Beharie) come across a Colonial-era house – or, as Ichabod calls it, “new” – that is hiding long-dormant evil. You know, like all old houses do.
When: Monday on Fox, Global

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From Doctors and Miracles to Blinders and Blades; TV must-sees for the coming week

- November 16th, 2013

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Bill Harris TV must-sees for the week of Nov. 17

1 The Day of the Doctor
Debut: A worldwide, commercial-free simulcast marking the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who. Eleventh Doctor Matt Smith teams up with 10th Doctor David Tennant. I hope there isn’t too much math.
When: Saturday on Space

2 Almost Human
Debut: From J.J. Abrams and J.H. Wyman, this series is set in 2048, when human police officers are partnered with highly evolved androids. Can you tell the difference? Karl Urban and Michael Ealy star.
When: Sunday on Fox, Global

3 Battle of the Blades
Fourth-season finale: The three remaining pairs with title hopes are Violetta Afanasieva and Jason Strudwick; Marie-France Dubreuil and Mathieu Dandenault; and Amanda Evora and Scott Thornton. Ron MacLean hosts.
When: Sunday on CBC

4 Nikita
Final-season debut: Nikita (Maggie Q) still is on the run after being framed for the assassination of the president of the United States. Maybe she describes herself as a “patsy,” just like Lee Harvey Oswald.
When: Friday on CW

5 Sarah Silverman: We Are Miracles
Debut: Taped in front of a tiny live audience – 39 people, to be exact, at a club in Los Angeles – the never-shy Silverman takes aim at subjects such as pornography, sexuality and U.S. President Barack Obama.
When: Saturday on HBO Canada

6 Peaky Blinders
Canadian debut: A six-part British drama set in 1919 Birmingham as returning soldiers, criminal gangs and revolutionaries angle for supremacy. Cillian Murphy, Sam Neill and Helen McCrory star.
When: Thursday on Super Channel

7 New Girl
Jess (Zooey Deschanel) does her best to occupy Schmidt (Max Greenfield) while Cece (Hannah Simone) goes on a date with Coach (Damon Wayans, Jr.). Sound madcap enough for you?
When: Tuesday on Fox, City

8 Battleground
Canadian debut: Originating with U.S. online provider Hulu, this is a dramedy about a group of volunteers who set aside their personal lives to get involved in a long-shot political campaign. Jay Hayden and Teri Reeves star.
When: Monday on Super Channel

9 How I Met Your Mother
John Lithgow returns in a guest-starring role as the father of Barney (Neil Patrick Harris). Meanwhile, best man Ted (Josh Radnor) believes he has been framed when a wedding-related duty is botched.
When: Monday on CBS, City

10 Styled to Rock
Debut: Executive produced by Rihanna, this new reality series is a search for the next trend-setting fashion designer. Celebrity guests include Miley Cyrus, Carly Rae Jepsen and Kylie Minogue.
When: Sunday on E!

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