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Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow face off in Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘Celebrity Curse-Off’

- November 25th, 2014

Two former Friends went toe-to-toe on Jimmy Kimmel’s late night show.

In another edition of Jimmy Kimmel Live‘s “Celebrity Curse-Off” last night, Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow locked horns to see who had the biggest potty mouth.

At one point, Kimmel had to break up the two after they began a conversation that had nothing to do with the segment.

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Like every true heavyweight battle, this one seemed like it was going to go on forever, until Kudrow unttered the non-curse phrase “snap pants.” Aniston was crowned the winner and awarded a huge and fitting prize – soap-on-a-rope.

So, if you’re into Aniston dropping bombs like d— licker and c— sucker, have at it below.

50 Cent premieres trailer for ‘Malefiftycent’ on Jimmy Kimmel

- June 6th, 2014

What goes better than Angelina Jolie and Disney? 50 Cent and Disney, obviously.

On Thursday night’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live, rapper 50 Cent announced he had a new movie coming out, bigger than anything he’s done in the past.

“I did a big one, a real big one. This one ain’t going to any red box,” he said to Kimmel before premiering the clip of his new film, Malefiftycent.

In the trailer, 50 replaces Jolie as the evil witch Maleficent, the fairy responsible for placing Sleeping Beauty in her eternal slumber.

Unlike Jolie, 50 carries a little bit more edge; more gangster than most Disney villains we’re used to seeing on screen.

“I’ve been shot nine times, I’m not afraid of no little white girl,” he says at one point.

I may be sold on the trailer, but how many times are we going to have to hear about 50 being shot?

Move on, man.

Julia Roberts, Sally Field in celebrity curse-off on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

- May 6th, 2014

Julia Roberts and Sally Field brought out the extreme potty mouths on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night.

The Hollywood stars competed in a celebrity curse-off, with each having five seconds to say the most vile word or phrase possible, with Kimmel as the judge.

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Of course, this is television, so there is a whole bunch of bleeping going on, but you get the idea of what they are saying.

Who needs some serious work on their F-bomb repertoire? Find out:

Disguised Drake gets insulted on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

- April 11th, 2014

There was more Canadian content on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night, as Toronto rapper Drake donned a beard and wig for Kimmel’s Lie Witness News segment.

The Started From the Bottom hitmaker, 27, played reporter and hit the streets to ask pedestrians what they thought about him, and the job he did hosting the ESPYs (which doesn’t actually happen until July 16).

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The answers are hilarious. Watch below:

Seth Meyers pays homage to David Letterman

- April 4th, 2014

Seth Meyers was the first and only late night host to say a few words about David Letterman’s recent retirement announcement.

“This [Late Night] was David Letterman’s show. If it wasn’t for David Letterman, this show wouldn’t exist. If it wasn’t for David Letterman, I wouldn’t be here,” Meyers said after his opening monologue Thursday night. “And if I wasn’t here, then you’d just be an empty audience looking at nothing.”

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Meyers confessed while he was too young to watch Johnny Carson growing up, he was around for Letterman’s rise to the top, and cherished the show as a young kid.

“I grew up on Letterman. I had discovered Johnny Carson a few years later, I was too young for him, but I grew up on Letterman. But Letterman for me was a show that you had a cool uncle, or one of your friends had a cool older brother that told you to watch.” he said.

Meyers even took a moment to reflect on the times he appeared on Letterman’s show as a guest, during his 13 year run on Saturday Night Live as a writer and performer.

“The first time I went on I was so excited. The second time I went on, I was even more excited be there because I didn’t totally screw everything up,” Meyers said, pausing before adding one last memory. “The last time I was on the show was just before I took over Late Night here and he said he always wanted to call it the Tomorrow Show, and now that you [Meyers] have it back, you should call it the Tomorrow Show again.”

“He’s probably right, but I could never call it the Tomorrow Show because Letterman was on Late Night and this is David Letterman’s show,” he finished to a rousing round of applause for the audience.

Interestingly enough, Meyers was the only comedian who took a couple of minutes to pay homage to the late night veteran.

Although taking into account that Late Night with Jimmy Kimmel and the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon probably filmed around the same time as Letterman’s announcement, there’s a better chance the current late night hosts will pay tribute to Letterman tomorrow night.

The two hosts did give their pal “Dave” individual shout outs, though. Jimmy Kimmel praised his late night competition and long time friend over Twitter and Jimmy Fallon told The Hollywood Reporter, “”Dave’s the greatest. One of the true innovators in TV history. He’s made all of us better.”

 

As for Letterman’s CBS late night comrade Craig Ferguson, host of the Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson, he’s on a repeat schedule this week and will most likely not be saying anything about the subject until he’s back in the studio on Monday.

Letterman is set to retire in 2015.