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SPOILER ALERT: Finale details, as True Blood has been spilled for the last time

- August 24th, 2014

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The series finale of True Blood turned into a sequel of sorts.

So consider this a SPOILER ALERT if you don’t want to know what happened in the finale, which aired Sunday night on HBO and HBO Canada. But if you saw it, you understand that the episode would have fit snugly within the Kill Bill collection of movies. Call it, Kill Bill: Volume III.

The main drama in the finale turned out to be a battle of love, and wills, between Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer) and Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin).

Bill was dying from “hepatitis V,” and had refused the cure, thinking he was doing Sookie a favour by finally getting out of her life in a permanent way. The twist, though, was that he asked Sookie to kill him with her “fairy light,” which would have put him out of his misery and also turned her into a normal girl, which is what she claimed she always wanted.

Ultimately, yes, Sookie killed Bill, with a little help from Bill himself. But they did it the old-fashioned way, with a stake. Sookie came to the conclusion that being a fairy is what she was meant to be, and she actually didn’t want to give it up.

Now, had it been up to me, True Blood would have ended with Sookie walking away from the cemetery.

But there was a flash-forward “happy ending” tacked on, with Eric (Alexander Skarsgard) and Pam (Kristin Bauer van Straten) getting rich off “New Blood,” and everyone gathered for a happy thanksgiving three years down the line, including the previously departed Sam (Sam Trammell). Sookie was pregnant with the baby of a mystery guy, but I suppose he was meant to be just the random “normal dude” that Bill Compton never could be.

In other developments, after an entire season building up Mr. Gus (Will Yun Lee) and his evil henchmen, they all were eliminated with relative ease within minutes of the start of the finale. That whole plot line was kind of ridiculous. And by the way, now that I think of it, why were Eric and Pam so keen on stealing Mr. Gus’ idea about “New Blood?” Why do vampires need to make money? Can’t they just take whatever they need, including vast sums of cash? Oh well, side point, not to ruin the mood.

Jessica (Deborah Ann Woll) and Hoyt (Jim Parrack) got married. They’re living in Bill’s house, which he left to Andy (Chris Bauer), on the condition that he rent it to Jessica and Hoyt at a decidedly below-market rate. And also in the flash-forward, Jason (Ryan Kwanten) and Brigette (Ashley Hinshaw) had a mess of kids, but overall it seemed pretty manipulative to add Brigette to the mix with just a few episodes remaining in the series, merely as a closure device for Jason.

Regardless, after seven seasons, True Blood is gone. In the end, even though it broke her heart in the short term, Sookie had to “kill Bill” to be happy in the long term.

There will be no more sequels. Blood has been spilled. TV is a little less red.

Bill.harris@sunmedia.ca

@billharris_tv

Jonah from Tonga finds Partners and Mistresses at The Knick; TV must-sees for the week of Aug. 3

- August 3rd, 2014

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Bill Harris’ TV must-sees for the week of Aug. 3

1 The Knick
Debut: Set at a New York hospital in 1900, Dr. John Thackery (Clive Owen) becomes chief surgeon but quickly is pressured by benefactors to hire a black assistant, Dr. Algernon Edwards (Andre Holland).
When: Friday on HBO Canada

2 Partners
Canadian debut with back-to-back episodes: On a bad day for both of them, community lawyer Marcus Jackson (Martin Lawrence) meets unscrupulous corporate reject Allen Braddock (Kelsey Grammer). An unexpected alliance forms.
When: Thursday on Global

3 Jonah from Tonga
Canadian debut with back-to-back episodes: Chris Lilley revisits one of his characters from Summer Heights High, but this update caused a lot of controversy in Lilley’s native Australia earlier this year.
When: Friday on HBO Canada

4 Bachelor in Paradise
Debut: Twenty-five of the franchise’s most controversial contestants, both men and women, are back again, still looking for love. It all begins in an isolated romantic paradise in Mexico. Hey, what doesn’t?
When: Monday on ABC, City

5 The Strain
A secret autopsy demonstrates the bizarre progression of the mysterious virus, while Ephraim (Corey Stoll) and Nora (Mia Maestro) race to find the father of the youngest victim of the plane tragedy.
When: Sunday on FX Canada

6 Halt and Catch Fire
First-season finale: Gordon (Scoot McNairy) and Joe (Lee Pace) prepare to transport the Giant, but a suspicious defect threatens the partnership and Cameron (Mackenzie Davis) takes control of her future.
When: Sunday on AMC

7 Perception
When an FBI agent is found dead, Pierce (Eric McCormack) must face the one case he never solved. It could mess him up mentally, but he agrees to help Moretti (Rachael Leigh Cook) anyway. What a guy.
When: Tuesday on Bravo

8 True Blood
As Eric (Alexander Skarsgard) and Pam (Kristin Bauer van Straten) close in on Sarah (Anna Camp), Adilyn (Bailey Noble) finds refuge with Violet (Karolina Wydra). Um, don’t trust her.
When: Sunday on HBO Canada

9 Unforgettable
Al (Dylan Walsh) becomes the prime suspect in the murder of a parolee he helped put in jail, forcing Carrie (Poppy Montgomery) to conduct an off-the-books investigation to prove his innocence to Internal Affairs.
When: Sunday on CBS, CTV

10 Mistresses
April (Rochelle Aytes) worries her past is coming back to haunt her after receiving a shocking phone call, while Savi (Alyssa Milano) reaches out to her long-absent dad. Hey, could it be Tony Danza?
When: Monday on ABC, CTV

bill.harris@sunmedia.ca

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Spring TV lineup: It’s not just for finales any more

- May 2nd, 2014

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Big TV debuts can “spring” up any time.

Spring used to be reserved for overwrought season finales and the arrival of crappy summer shows. But now there can be major debuts in May and June, as the jockeying for competitive advantage intensifies. Even as the weather warms up, here are some offerings to keep you inside. Keep in mind, networks can change broadcast dates at their whim, so check local listings as things approach:

24: Live Another Day
May 5 on Fox, Global
Jack is back. And as usual, he ain’t happy.

Louie
May 5 on FX Canada
Louis C.K. is back. And as usual, he’s confused.

Penny Dreadful
May 11 on The Movie Network, Movie Central
Horror series stars Josh Hartnett, Eva Green and Timothy Dalton.

Rosemary’s Baby
May 11 on NBC
Two-part mini-series based on the 1967 novel/1968 movie.

Rookie Blue
May 19 on Global
This show has displayed great resilience, heading into season five.

The Maya Rudolph Show
May 19 on NBC
A variety special. Say what?

Gang Related
May 22 on Fox
Action drama about L.A. police battling gangs.

Labyrinth
May 22 on CW
Time-jumping historical mini-series seeks the Holy Grail.

Undateable
May 29 on NBC
New sitcom from creator Bill Lawrence (Scrubs, Cougar Town).

Derek
May 30 on Netflix
Second season of nursing home-set series starring Ricky Gervais.

Crossbones
May 30 on NBC, Global
It’s a pirate’s life for John Malkovich.

Halt and Catch Fire
June 1 on AMC
About the computer revolution, set in the early ’80s.

Mistresses
June 2 on ABC, CTV
Second season of sultry series starring Alyssa Milano.

Orange is the New Black
June 6 on Netflix
Prison does not improve with time.

Defiance
June 19 on Showcase
Second season of sci-fi series starring Grant Bowler.

True Blood
June 22 on HBO Canada
The final blood-sucking season.

Falling Skies
June 26 on Super Channel
The skies are still falling, apparently.

Reckless
June 29 on CBS, Global
Sexy legal drama set in South Carolina.

The Leftovers
June 29 on HBO Canada
After the “Rapture,” these folks didn’t make the cut.

Under the Dome
June 30 on CBS, Global
Were they spared our nasty winter under that thing?

bill.harris@sunmedia.ca

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Meloni says his Surviving Jack character is “Archie Bunker without the racism”

- March 26th, 2014

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If everyone had a dad like Christopher Meloni’s character in Surviving Jack, we’d all be greeting each other in therapy.

“Sometimes I would think of Archie Bunker without the racism,” said Meloni, whose new sitcom Surviving Jack debuts Thursday, March 27 on Fox and CTV.

Set in the early 1990s, Surviving Jack is based on Justin Halpern’s autobiographical book, I Suck at Girls. Halpern also is responsible for the Twitter feed and book Sh*t My Dad Says, which was turned into a TV series starring William Shatner that got cancelled after one season.

In this new series, Jack Dunlevy (Meloni) is a no-nonsense oncologist who mostly has been at work while his teenage kids Rachel (Claudia Lee) and Frankie (Connor Buckley) were growing up. But now that mom Joanne (Rachael Harris) is going to law school, Jack suddenly is “in charge of parenting,” as he puts it.

“Yeah, this also is based on my father, and I think the line we try to never cross, and the line that my father won’t cross, is I always feel he’s saying what he thinks honestly,” Halpern said. “And sometimes that will sting.

“My dad was worried I would go out into the world and live in what he calls a world of bull—-, which is, like, people in L.A. telling you, ‘Oh, this is great,’ but they don’t really think it is..”

Halpern said he knew Meloni (Law & Order: SVU, True Blood, NYPD Blue, Oz) was the right guy for Surviving Jack after seeing some of the interaction between Meloni and his own kids.

Meloni explained, “The highest compliment I have yet received in my parenting job was when I gave a look to my son like this – (Meloni glared blankly but intently) – and my son’s response was, ‘I don’t know if you’re kidding or not.’

“And I said, “That’s where I want you.’ ”

bill.harris@sunmedia.ca

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Kristin Bauer van Straten “voices” theories on Pam being True Blood’s most human character

- November 22nd, 2013

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Kristin Bauer van Straten is the voice of Pamela Swynford De Beaufort. Phew, that’s a lot of names.

But we mean it both figuratively and literally with regard to the long-running vampire series True Blood. Only select actresses have the pipes to deliver Pam’s sarcastic zingers.

“Yes, but I had to lower it, because in my normal voice – my higher, optimistic voice – it just doesn’t work,” van Straten says. “It had to drop a little bit. And the Southern drawl helps.”

True Blood is heading into its seventh and final season next summer on HBO and HBO Canada, and van Straten recently was in Toronto to promote the series. The fifth season currently is available on DVD, with the sixth season due to arrive on DVD next spring.

“I did not, boy, I did not,” van Straten says when asked if she anticipated True Blood would run this long. “I guess there always is that hope in an actor’s mind that at some point you will get a great role to sink your teeth into, for lack of better words. But you can’t hope for that with every audition.

“At a certain point you have to see yourself in it, you have to really create it before you book it, so you can book it. Then all the rest of it, which keeps it going for seven years, is so out of your control. But it has surprised me.

“I’m so biased, because I love these people and these writers so much. But they’ve taken it to a new depth. Saying they’ve taken it to a new level almost implies superficiality. They’ve peeled the onion every year, for each character.”

For Pam, a vampire whose coldness provides much of the humour on True Blood, the onion-peeling has revealed a softer side when it comes to her maker Eric Northman, played by Alexander Skarsgard. Some observers actually have called Pam the most human character on the show.

“I know, isn’t that funny?” van Straten says. “It’s almost like in painting, where I like to paint fairly dark, because the highlights just pop.”

In that regard, True Blood‘s Kristin Bauer van Straten is a “pop-culture” icon.

bill.harris@sunmedia.ca

@billharris_tv