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Christoph Waltz a holy terror on ‘SNL’

- February 17th, 2013

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Smile, damn you, smile!

That’s what actor Christoph Waltz ordered us all to do in his opening monologue of  ‘Saturday Night Live’.

So, did we?

Well, there was definitely a sketch or two worth flashing some pearly whites at – but was anyone even watching? Let’s face it – Waltz’s name doesn’t exactly hold a lot of weight with the kids online, and it’s hard hyping a 56-year-old Austrian on the same night as the NBA All-star slam dunk contest.

Those who did check out the show saw Waltz flexing his comedy muscle by playing a game show host, a man in love with a rude, snobby feminist (played by Fred Armisen), and a virginal soul brother who wrecked slow jams with his nerdy lyrics.

But perhaps Waltz’s best performance of the night was as a vengeful Jesus Christ in the pre-recorded movie trailer spoof  “Djesus Uncrossed.”

The trailer is an ingenious mashup of  “Django Unchained” and “Inglourious Basterds” (both Oscar-nominated Quentin Tarantino films starring Waltz) and features a blood-thirsty Jesus gunning down Romans and slicing through their heads ‘Walking-Dead’ style.

Some of the best lines of ‘Djesus’:

“He may be wearing sandals, but he can still kick ass.”

And this one:

“When you get to heaven, say hi to my dad.”

Check it out here and let me know what you think. Did you watch ‘SNL’ last night? How did you think Christoph Waltz fared? Let me know in the comment section.

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2 comments

  1. johnnyv | February 17, 2013 at 10:26 am

    Loved this skit. Some of the stuff on the show was same old same old but a few jems like this made it interesting.

    Im just a sucker for SNL and watch it every week to get a jem or two like this skit.

  2. James | February 17, 2013 at 2:45 pm

    i watched snl for the first time in ages, and this is the guy i get to see???? disappointment.
    but that line “say hi to my dad” was genius.

    alabama shakes had a cool sound. loved the guitar. not sure the voice is a perfect fit for the music, but wow, could that singer ever open her mouth wide!!!

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