Some of us are mere mortals. Some of us are Corey Perry.
A week ago, I would have said that this Crosby dangle was the goal of the year so far.
That’s until this happened during Monday’s game between the Anaheim Ducks and New York Islanders.
Step around Calvin de Haan. Trip to his knees. Corral the puck. Fire it between Travis Hamonic’s legs past goaltender Anders Nilsson.
Goal. With 1.7 seconds left in the period.