If you need to see one more annoying thing by Brad Marchand in your life, you’ve come to the right place.
EA Sports released two advertisements Friday for its upcoming NHL 15 title featuring the Boston Bruins winger and teammate Patrice Bergeron.
Both show each star performing on stage in full gear to express how much they love the video game. It’s incredibly cheesy.
Let’s start with Marchand, who puts on an acoustic set.
If you didn’t understand half of what he said, don’t worry, your hearing is perfectly fine. He’s just bad.
Here are the lyrics:
I just took a trip to hockey heaven
They turned it up way past eleven
My face just melted and my heart did, too
Not gonna lie, I can’t ever quit you
NHL 15, you got me all twisted up
Dang, just like I won the Cup
The audience holding up lighters at the end was laying it on pretty thick.
Now for Bergeron, who does some kind of beatnik, def jam poetry session.
This actually isn’t so bad, and shows an unexpected side of Bergeron. He’s not a boring actor.
Also, you can make out the words — yes, that was “shinny” he said, not the other thing you were thinking about.
The audience finger snaps at the end, though. Again, too much.
In case you haven’t seen it, here’s a gameplay trailer to whet your appetite.
Let’s hope they addressed the skin tone issue from the last game.