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NHLers spearing each other in the nuts is getting ridiculous

- April 26th, 2014

Dudes, NHLers, it’s time to stop spearing one another in the junk. It’s getting out of hand.

The latest incident occurred Friday night when Dallas Stars centre Ryan Garbutt got a five-minute major and game misdonduct for tapping Anaheim Ducks winger Corey Perry where the sun don’t shine.

This rash of cup-checks is reaching epidemic proportions.

Garbutt, stop spearing Perry in the nuts.

Mike Richards, stop spearing Logan Couture in the nuts. (Abs? Whatever.)

Perry, stop spearing Jamie Benn in the nuts. You should know better.

Milan Lucic, stop spearing Danny DeKeyser in the nuts. You’ve done this more than once.

Brandon Dubinsky, stop spearing Sidney Crosby in the nuts.

Joel Quenneville, uh, just stop.

@AVPreports

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3 comments

  1. Cam Jackson | April 26, 2014 at 8:16 am

    These guys should take up soccer.

  2. Dr Evil | April 26, 2014 at 10:18 am

    I suspect spearing is still a forward thrusting motion. High centering someone from behind is not spearing….

  3. Don | April 26, 2014 at 11:46 am

    Only in the NHL do you get fined more for grabbing you own nuts, than trying to remove someone else’s.

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