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Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews produce unwatchable dance-off

- July 19th, 2014

Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews are a lot of things.

First and foremost, they’re Chicago Blackhawks teammates.

Kane and Toews are also among the NHL’s statistical leaders every season.

But as we’ve come to learn with this dynamic duo, coordination on the ice doesn’t always translate.

Despite being brutal dancers, fans keep getting these two to bust a move.

It most recently happened at Chicago’s 2014 fan convention, where Kane was asked to produce his “Kaner Shuffle” and Toews was provoked into performing his “Tazer Moonwalk.”

And, fortunately (unfortunately?) it was once again caught on tape for all to see.

A similar, equally disturbing incident occurred back in 2013.

It was even more uncomfortable to watch than the most recent dance off between the two teammates.

(Thanks to For The Win for catching this first.)

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