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Surfer hits waves with large penis surfboard

- February 22nd, 2014
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(Vimeo Screengrab)

Leave it to the Aussies to come up with an idea like this.

Paul Fisher, an Australian surf boarder, got SUPERbrand surfboards to make him an actual penis shaped ‘stick’.

And hey, it works!

Almost like he’s used one of these things before… (Insert clever ‘that’s what she said joke here’).

I’m just surprised it took us all until now to hear about such a groundbreaking idea.

*WARNING EXPLETIVE LANGUAGE*

Well it certainly appears aerodynamic, and one can only assume in several months these slick surfboards will be the norm.

Bonus points to whoever can translate the language in which these fine young men are using.

(H/T Deadspin)

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