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Unforgettable (disgusting?) goal call from Dallas Stars announcer

- March 4th, 2014

“Like a knife through butter!”

“Silky smooth!”

You’ve heard them all before, right? Goal calls from overzealous pundits who sometimes regret yelling certain things on air.

In case you missed the NHL’s weekend roundup, the Dallas Stars thrashed the Carolina Hurricanes 4-1 late last week, led by a sweet second-period marker from Jamie Benn.

Stars play-by-play guy Razor Reaugh provided viewers with an interesting metaphor while taking fans through the action.

“Like poop through a diarrhea-infected goose, Benn goes through everyone,” he yelled.

Is Reaugh now the Ray Hudson of the NHL world?

We suggest you check out some of his beauties below.

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