Archive for the ‘Free Speech’ Category

Pussy Riot Punished For Putin Put Down!

- August 19th, 2012

It wouldn’t be surprising if those three members of the Russian, punk rock group, Pussy Riot, were soon pardoned… or at the very least cut a great deal of slack.

The heat is on, and President Vladimir Putin and the questionably righteous, Russian Orthodox Church, are taking a thumping on the world stage.

Vlad The Bad!Slapped with a two-year prison sentence for their “guerilla” performance in a Moscow cathedral, these young women have become martyrs in the war against injustice.

Around the globe, outraged protesters have taken to the streets, echoing the cry of international rock stars (Madonna, McCartney, Sting, etc.) and Amnesty International… “Release, Pussy Riot!”

While their act of invading a church and banging out a tune, calling on the Virgin Mary to save Russia from Prez Putin, might be deemed a tad offensive, (they apparently have a history of rude and crude) it certainly doesn’t justify two-years in the pokey!

According to the judge, the gals were guilty of “hooliganism on grounds of religious hatred”… their actions, “sacrilegious and blasphemous!”

Really? THAT, was the crime? A cynical person might suspect, that had the target of their musical attack NOT been “Czar” Putin, had they instead belted out a rendition of say, ‘Hang on Sloopy’, their authoritarian overlords might have been more lenient.

Pussy Riot

It’s a well known fact that Herr Putin, a former KGB bigwig, has a very high opinion of himself.

His mirror, mirror on the wall, reflects a tough guy, an athletic adventurer… savior of the Russian people! (If you want a giggle, Google the guy)

This would be why he doesn’t let things like elections stand in his way, and why he and his lackeys will continue to stifle criticism.

IF, the Russian people have had enough, and truly want to put Putin in his place, they may want to praise the Pussy pretties… and stop behaving like the group’s moniker.

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Iranian Boss Boneheads Ban Bart!

- February 7th, 2012

First, it was Barbie.  Now, Iran’s mildew-minded Mullahs, are going after… The Simpsons!

Up Yours!

In their futile effort to stem “western intoxication”, the Republic’s top dogs (oops, my bad) have ordered the morality hounds (doh!) to sniff out any likeness of the Springfield clan… “Diese Bart Simpson puppe ist Verboten!” (Please employ Farsi accent)

According to one, Mohammad Hossein Farjoo, Secretary for Policy-making at the Institute for the Intellectual (gasp) Development of Children and Young Adults (phew!), The Simpsons, like Barbie, are corroding the morals of Iranian youts.

However, Herr Farjoo, who oversees what Iranian rug rats can play with, does give a nod of approval to some American action figures… like Superman and Spiderman.  The Farj points out, that unlike The Simpsons, who are a self-centered, irreligious bunch, The Man of Steel and Spidey battle for the oppressed!

Hello?

Obviously, the Wacko-tollah and his gang of religious, Nazi-like numbnuts, are unfamiliar with the meaning of “oppressed”.

OBVIOUSLY, they fail to realize, that if Superman were real, if he in fact did exist… THEY WOULDN’T!  He’d punt their tight tuckuses (tucki?) to infinity and beyond!

Full Moon Over Tehran

He’s not faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, or able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, but Bart Simpson packs a punch.  Just the thought, of his defiant, cheeky comeback gaining a foothold, scares the Hell out of Tehran.

“EAT… MY… SHORTS!”

 

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Pakistan Pulls Plug On “Profane” Texting!

- November 20th, 2011

It may still be OK to fart in Pakistan, but texting a friend about the experience, is now a no-no!

Jailed Speech

The less offensive ‘F’ word is just one, of about 15-hundred English and Urdu words, banned by the Pakistan Telecommunications Authority… and cellphone companies have been told to block all text messages containing the ‘obscenities’!

Besides the obvious cusses, including THE ‘F’ word, the list contains a multitude of words deemed inappropriate, such as “gay”, “tongue’, “homosexual”, “intercourse”, “condom” and “hole”.  And, oh yes… “Jesus Christ.”  Surprised?

While Pakistan’s constitution guarantees freedom of expression, the PTA says free speech can be restricted… “in the interest of the glory of Islam!”

What a load of idiotic, ideological nonsense!  Oops, sorry! Can’t say that, either!

Is this yet another, obvious ‘heads up’?  No question.

As we battle twisted, religious zealots to bring rights and freedom to Afghanistan, ain’t it good to know that our “trusted ally” shares our values and has our back?

Not!

Price Paid

Despite all the diplomatic ‘nice’ talk from Washington, Ottawa and NATO, the fact is, we have one eye on the Taliban… the other on PakiBAN!

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Monday Night Football punts Hank Williams Jr.!

- October 11th, 2011

So, Monday Night Football has pulled the plug on Hank Williams Jr., ending a 22-year relationship and sacrificing one of the best theme songs in all of pro sports… “Are you ready for some football!?”  Yeah!!!

"Are you ready for some football!?"

Hank’s crime, in case you missed it, was using the “H” word… Hitler. (Apologies)

While talking politics on Fox and Friends,he said President Obama’s golf game with Speaker of the House, Republican, John Boehner … would be like the Nazi leader playing a round, with Israeli PM, Benny Netanyahu!

It was obviously an analogy, but those who didn’t get it, or didn’t WANT to get it claimed Hank was COMPARING the President to Der Fuhrer! 

What nonsense!

Nonetheless, ESPN retreated faster than a hound on a skunk!  It was more important to placate the sillies, kill any controversy and protect the bottom line, than send in the “D” for a long time friend.

How sad.

As I’m sure you’re more than aware, we live in an age of political correctness… and the PCer’s rule with an iron fist.  No matter how innocent, or unintentional a slight might be, the “offended“, are “traumatized” and must be given their pound of flesh.  While some may settle for a down on the knees, face in the dirt apology, many will accept nothing less than a shunning or termination.

And sadly, rather than fight for what’s right, corporate cowards cave under the pressure… a loyal employee kicked to the curb out of fear of controversy.

Maybe the boys on the board at ESPN should just drop Monday Night Football all together.  After all, If you’re going to be involved in a man’s sport, maybe you should be one.

 It’s time to strap on a BIG pair, guys… those tiny ones are unbecoming.

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Rude Dude!

- June 2nd, 2011

It’s the oldest trick in the book, if you want attention, say something outrageous… act like an idiot! 

And no-one knows this better than Amir Khadir, the left leaning, separatist member of Quebec’s National Assembly… a man with a history of “S” disturbing. 

Amir Khadir

Commenting in the Journal de Quebec on the cost of the up-coming Royal visit, (Will and Kate) he said “What a waste of public funds. All this to welcome these parasites!”

Parasites?  Is this any way for a man to refer to his future King and Queen? (JAB!)

Obviously, Mr. Khadir is not a big fan of the Royal family… or Canada, for that matter.  And he doesn’t have to be.  There’s no law that says you must love your country and embrace the grandson of your Head of State.  (JAB, JAB!)

Mr. Khadir has a right to his opinion, and being rude is not a crime.  But being offended by his comments, really would be… considering the source.

Who is this guy?

Well, when you look at the BIG picture, he’s nothing more than a yappy little separatist, with few followers and little influence.  He’s the leader of a tiny party (Quebec Solidaire) with one seat in the National Assembly… his.

Amir's Future Monarchs!

Khadir is not only insignificant… he’s also ungrateful.

Back in ’71 when his parents chose Canada over their native Iran, they gave 10-year old Amir an incredible gift… the opportunity to thrive in a free and democratic society… to take advantage of everything this country had to offer.  And he did. University educated, he’s done alright for himself.

Now, I don’t know about you, but working to tear this nation apart and bad mouthing the Royals, is a hell of a way to say thank-you!

If Mr. Khadir really wants to change a country, maybe he should look at one that needs changing… like his native Iran.

It could do with a makeover.

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