Posts Tagged ‘http://www.themotts.ca/

Back Off, Bitchers!

- December 27th, 2013

Toronto Deputy-Mayor, Norm Kelly, has sincerely apologized for spending Christmas day in Florida, while thousands of  Torontonians were freezing their asses off in the dark.
Any HALF decent person in the Big Smoke, wouldn’t accept this apology, because none is needed.
Mr. Kelly was gone for about 18 hours, trying to enjoy what might be a last Christmas with his only remaining sibling who is seriously ill.

Norm Kelly
I would like to say on behalf of Mr. Kelly, and he would in no way endorse this, if you’re one who’s on his case, you can take your cold, selfish heart…and go #@%& yourself.
Happy Holidays!

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Prime Minister Putz?

- November 18th, 2013

The biggest thing on Rob Ford?
NO!…it’s his TEFLON EGO!
Outfoxed on Fox, the meatheaded Mayor announced…”Yes, one day I do want to run for Prime Minister.”
?!?!?!!!!!!!!

Mike Hammered?To quote that Oscar winning rabbit…”What a maroon, what an ignoranimous!”
By the way, that guffawing and snorting you hear…is REALITY laughing its ass off!

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New Dent In Ford Beyond Repair

- October 31st, 2013

If Toronto mayor, Rob Ford, truly cares about his city and the people in it, tomorrow’s headline about his worship, will begin with the word,” former.”

The release of documentation in connection with a search warrant, and comments made by Police Chief Bill Blair, leave little doubt about the existence of that infamous, crack cocaine video.

Scooped up in the “Project Traveller” raids, “The video files depict images that are consistent with what was previously reported”, the Chief said…. “It’s safe to say the mayor does appear in the video.”

Asked about how he felt about what he saw, Blair responded, “As a citizen of the city, I am disappointed.”

Others who might be disappointed are the mayor’s hardcore followers, members of “Ford Nation.” Slow to catch up, they’ll now have to acknowledge it appears they too have been lied to.

Ford has always denied the existence of the video, which allegedly shows him smoking what appears to be crack, and uttering racist and homophobic slurs.

He tried to portray himself as a victim of the “leftist” media, while attempting to impugn the reputations of those who cracked the crack story, Toronto Star reporters Kevin Donovan and Robyn Doolittle.

Despite the evidence before him, the mayor rumbles on, pushing the performance of his Teflon coating to its limits.

Incredibly, he still maintains he has “no reason to resign!”

But, like it or not, Rob Ford IS on his way out…and on the day his office door hits him in the ass, an embarrassed city can begin repairing its tattered image.

Tick tock, Mr. Mayor…tick tock.

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The “Ford Follies” Play On…For Now

- October 21st, 2013

 

If I had to underscore Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s term in office to this point, I would have to include MC Hammer’s, “U Can’t Touch This.”

Heading For A Fall?

Despite allegations of ass grabbing, cocaine use and public intoxication, to chumin’ around with scofflaws and firing off robocalls, this Teflon, political titan, rolls on unscathed.

For members of “Ford Nation”, his hardcore, hard headed band of devotees, his Worship can do no wrong.

It matters not that the world points, and giggles at the Mayor’s antics, as long as he derails that “Gravy Train”, the Big Smoke’s image can go down the crapper.

While a better face for Toronto, might be a John Tory, classier, eminently more qualified and responsible, Robo’s mug (sorry, John) is more entertaining!

I’m sure even the Mayor’s strongest detractors, just can’t wait for the morning paper, and the latest allegations facing His Fumbleness.

They can, at times, be as funny as… “22 Minutes!?”

Does Toronto need a John Tory?

Yep.

Would we miss the “Ford Follies?”

You betcha!

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Hey! Look At Me! Over Here! Hey!!

- September 17th, 2013

Daren Miller of Calgary is a special person, at least he thinks so, and he’d like the rest of the world to believe likewise.

Eighteen years ago Daren graduated from St. Mary’s University in Halifax, and up until today, (Tuesday) held two of its bachelor degrees.

Daren Da Dude!

Saying he’s disgusted by a frosh week chant that glorified the sexual assault of underage girls, Daren, with media in tow, marched on his alma mater and handed over his papers to the school’s registrar.

“To me, those degrees are valueless,” said Miller. “I wanted to distance myself (from) the embarrassment and shame I felt from this sort of culture…I am not that kind of guy.”

Is Daren suggesting that those who don’t dump their degrees, ARE “that kind of guy”, a “guy” that might endorse, “this sort of culture?”

In my view, Mr. Miller is just seeking attention with his over-the-top reaction, so you may want to be sure to tweet his praises and score him a “like” on Facebook.

Saint Mary’s, like other schools “frosh bitten”, has soundly denounced the dirty little chant, butts have been kicked and apologies given…Miller’s theatrics, not really necessary.

Then again, maybe our daughter should return her diploma from Guelph University.

It’s signed by Chancellor…Pamela Wallin!

Does SHE want to be…”THAT kind of guy?”

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